Timmie is unquestionably a brave young 6 year old boy. He had a lovely shiny backpack for his first day at school. Mom and Dad were so proud of him at his first day at school. He looked so serious in his school uniform and over-sized backpack.
He truly looked like a brave little boy.
First, we all ignored what was going on in reality. Timmie had already found a better occupation at school instead of doing his homework like a little good boy would do.
Timmie did not keep his homework and his school books in his backpack; instead, he was hiding his self-made passions in his backpack. He secretly sold his Lego art at school for profit.
I figured out Timmie's secret pretty quickly. I am of the curious kind. One night, I sneaked in Timmie's room, and I had a peek inside his backpack. I was immensely surprised to find these freaky little colored Lego characters with some of his other belongings that looked like school stuff.
I had a laugh on him that night.
Anyway, I did not give this too much thought and went on my own business because I trust Timmie's judgement with things.
Timmie is a mindful young boy who certainly has some artistic blood running in his veins. I know because I get scared frequently by Timmie's Lego character creations. Timmie is serious about this Lego art and craft stuff because his Dad keeps telling him that Lego is art.
Timmie took his Dad's advice to heart and developed some kind of weird passion or should I say obsessions over these lego monsters.
Anyway, I did not have an idea how bad this little revolting boy loved his from passion into profit Lego art.
Mom, Dad, and Susie thought that Timmie was a charming little first grader and did his homework to the satisfaction of his teacher Mister Schnitzlewizzle, but instead Timmy sneaked out of the classroom almost daily.
Timmie was very good at sneaking out of Schnitzlewizzle's math class to sell his self-made Lego art at a nearby toy fair.
Timmie truly thought that his father's concept from passion into profit works!
Hahahahahahaha! From passion into profit?
Really? Sometimes Dad has the most weird ideas!
Anyway, Timmie recently got caught by Mister Schnitzlewizzle, the math teacher. Timmie tried to sneak out of the math classroom, but Schnitzlewizzle was faster at the door.
Let me tell you what happened next.
Schnitzlewizzle was quicker than Timmie and embarrassed Timmie in front of the whole class.
Timmie has never experienced a more embarrassing moment in his life and turned red like a ripe tomato in front of the whole class.
The kids from school were shouting: "Legoboy...Legoboy..Legoboy!" and Timmie even got more embarrassed.
Not only did the teacher catch Timmie, but now he came over to Timmie's desk to rifle through Timmie's stash and shouted out in a loud voice what he discovered inside Timmie's backpack for the whole class to hear.
Yes, Timmie's Lego treasures got exposed by Schnitzlewizzle and Timmie's world came falling down into pieces.
The meanest boys in Timmie's class got up on their chairs and shouted: "Legoboy...Legoboy...Legoboy!"
Mister Schnitzlewizzle checked out every last one of Timmie's Lego treasures and finished with checking under Timmie's desk.
Dang!..Timmie thought to himself: "That passion into profit business of mine that I have been secretly running at school took off very well lately. It took me almost 6 month to become profitable and now my whole precious Lego treasures are gone forever. I hate this douchebag!"
Mister Schnitzlewizzle was a thorough man and did not leave one piece of Lego in Timmie's backpack. Schnitzlewizzle even kept the Lego art as proof material for Timmie's naughty behaviour at school.
Of course, the whole story got out because Mister Schnitzlewizzle reported Timmie's Lego activity to the school director, Mister Fuzzler. Mom and Dad got involved on top of it.
Damn it, instead of rewarding that boy for his well thought out gigs, his initiative as an entrepreneur, and his out of the box thinking, they have to embarrass and punish him for the rest of his life?
I totally think that Mister Schnitzlewizzle sucks. The school officials should have given Timmie an award for youngest successful Lego entrepreneur of the year or something to that effect.
Instead, these douchebags gave the boy the shock of his life. It got so bad at one point that Timmie even wanted to switch to another cooler school.
Anyway, Mom and Dad told him that quitting was not an option. Timmie had to go through the whole messy school Lego situation. Mom told him that boys who do not quit become men with a extremely good character (like Timmie's Dad for example) when they are grown up. Mom's pep talk gave Timmie enough motivation to stay.
Timmie went through the worst time of his young life at school, and I seriously wanted to help him out of his troubled situation. Yes, I wanted to help him out big time.
I decided to teach that douchebag Schnitzlewizzle some valuable lessons that he would not be able to forget for the rest of his life! I can already see the face of Mister Schnitzlewizzle as he comes up to Timmie's desk and opens the backpack with his fat sausage fingers.
As he fingers through Timmie's belongings, Schnitzlewizzle gets hit with the worst vapour stink cloud that has ever hit his face!
I just want to shut this Schnitzlewizzle up and help Timmie get some credit for his out of the box thinking.
Here is how I am getting involved in Timmie's story. I am thinking revenge via the backpack burster might shut up this douchebag for good!
This is how the revenge story goes.
Right before Timmie grabs his stuff for school, I am sneaking right next to the backpack that is already sitting there and ready to go.
Ready to shoot, I am blowing a very long series of fart clouds into it, and I blow it up like a balloon before it bursts.
As Timmie arrives at school, Schnitzlewizzle is already waiting for Timmie with a cheesy smile and starts groping Timmie and his bag.
"Today I get him", he thinks to himself because today Timmie's backpack truly looks puffed-up!
"Here we go!", Schnitzlewizzle says. "Timmie open up!"
Timmie without any feelings of guilt hands him the backpack and says: "knock yourself out!"
Boooooooooooooom, Schnitzlewizzle is catapulted to the other side. Yippee hurray, the backpack burster is working!
Mister Schnitzel blower or whatever his name is receives one steamy gas cloud jaw whifffffffffffffffer that is blowing him to the other side of the room with a bang.
Now everybody including Timmie is having a laugh on Schnitzlewizzle. The boys from 4th grade are yelling: "Fart boy Schnitzle...Fart boy Wizzle...Fart boy Schnitzlewizzle!" at him.
I guess this is called revenge and Schnitzlewizzle has never been more embarrassed in his life before.
I love to support good causes like Timmie's!
This is one of my heroic moments that I am truly proud of because it helped out Timmie to become a grown up with character because he did not have to quit school and most important of all Timmie did not have to quit his love for Lego!
I feel very proud of the backpack burster. Timmie has never been harassed by Schnitzlewizzle ever again, and Schnitzlewizzle has never dreamed about groping Timmie and his backpack ever again.
What a good feeling to help the young and innocent!
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