If you are a member of the flatulent elite, you will have lots of fun with the couch blaster.
This one does not take too much practice, and even if you are not too experienced with the art of farting, the couch blaster is one that everybody can get right.
The reason I am so excited about the couch blaster is one straightforward fact. My family recently got a shiny new white leather couch. A true beautiful piece of art.
However, I am thinking that this couch smells way too new and artificial.
The couch is just a little bit too white for my taste.
Well, this is where the couch blaster comes in handy. The couch is going to become my favorite hang-out place after I am done with it.
I like things to be natural, cosy and smelly.
I just feel it in my gut! This chic looking couch is going to be my most favorite place. It just needs some of my own fragrance.
In order to make the couch blaster work, you need to respect one critical point.
When the air is clean and no one is around, quickly sneak under the couch and get yourself in position - that's it!
As you feel the gassy rumbling air working like magic, you are ready to go. Wait a few seconds before some family member comes around to enjoy a short break on the new couch.
As the person relaxes on the beautiful new couch, start pressing out the hot steamy air.
Heck, this is not only a fun little project that you can have some fun with before noon, but this is the perfect activity for a party!
Keep concentrating on releasing the steamy and flatulent air clouds from down under, so that another bean eating couch farter that sits on it will not have any chance against them!
I guarantee one thing! The couch blaster done on a regular basis is going to spare you the doctor!
Now you are set! The toughest part that goes into the couch blaster is the fact that you actually have to wait until some family member is going to sit down on the couch. Sometimes this can become a little bit boring.
The couch blaster is a lot of fun when several family members are sitting together in an enjoyable round.
As the cloud arrives from down under up to their noses, the fun will truly start.
First, Mom is going to accuse Timmie. She is going to teach him the fine etiquette. Timmie is going to run out screaming that he can not be blamed because he heard a loud sound coming from Dad's seat position.
Finally, Dad has to justify himself because otherwise Mom gets tough with the rules on him.
Do the couch blaster when your family expects a bunch of friends because the couch blaster works best with a bunch of people; the more the merrier, you know!
You will have a blast with the couch blaster. Don't worry you will never get caught because nobody will ever look under the couch where you are hiding and from where the steamy cloud got launched in the first place.
My family does not expect a bunch of people to inaugurate the new white couch, therefore I am taking action without a bunch of folks.
The couch blaster is going to be perfect for Mom's break just before lunch.
I already see her coming towards the brand new couch. As Mom approaches the couch, I am releasing a stinky series of flatulent fart clouds and the odor is now working like magic up to her delicate nose.
I can already hear her screaming and running outside the door. Mom does not support these types of smelly fragrances at all.
I had my fun and Mom had the break of her life!
Soon this couch is going to be just right for my gusto.
I have to repeat this fun bean blowing exercise for at least one more week until I can give my seal of approval.
Happy couch blasting to all of you!
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