Grossing out the cat is one of my favorite past time killers.
Usually, I get along with the cat quite well because she does her business and I do mine, and we are not competing for attention because we are all grown ups here.
There is only one issue with the cat because I really do not approve of the cat's litter box in the house.
Why is the cat allowed to layer her stinky poop into her litter box which is kept inside the house?
Who decides these kinds of things? Is the cat allowed to load off her poopy mess inside because she is fluffier and more elegant than me?
She gets treated like a queen or some kind of movie star with celebrity VIP status, and I have to do my business outside?
She gets the delicious delicatessen cat food, she is allowed to poop inside the house, and she rules the whole family's life with her diva behavior.
The cat gets treated like a prom queen around here, and Mom even changes the litter box 5 times a day without even thinking about me or how I might feel about the preference for the cat.
In my book this is not politically correct behavior, and I do not approve of this!
So how do I resolve this critical situation with the litter box?
Well, the cat is very sneaky herself. She knows about all the tricks in the book, so the sand storm exploder does require all my attention.
I am creeping right next to the poopy litter box. I am taking my position as usual, and I am totally aware of my goal.
My goal is to mob the cat's litter box and the cat herself.
A little sand explosion will do this job. Mom is not a spring chicken anymore, and I am hoping that this stinky sand strom exploder is going to accomplish my goal.
Hopefully, Mom is going to get totally pissed off with the cat's poopy behavior. I hope Mom is going to banish the litter box from inside right next to the chicken dumpster in the backyard.
The chicken dumpster is a place where the cat's litter box belongs anyway.
So let's get started with teaching the cat the lesson of her life.
While the cat has not yet arrived to do her daily business, I am already right next to the victim's stinky toilet.
As I can hear the rumbling noise that is building up inside my tummy, I press out all my gassy and steamy air in one powerful blowing shot and right inside the stinky toilet's soil, causing the worst sand storm explosion that has ever hit a litter box on earth. I am using some extra strong gassy air to make this sand explosion extra strong.
As the cat sneaks in to see what's up with the loud sound from the stinky explosion, the cat is witnessing the worst gassy sand storm that has ever hit her fluffy face.
She is taken by surprise and falls backwards on the ground and right next to her toilet and the stinky sand explosion mess.
She just keeps lying on the floor with her eyes wide open and with feelings of terror, running through her veins.
The cat has never looked more confused and ridiculous than ever before. This stinky toilet accident is throwing her right off the VIP podium and back to square one - right where she belongs!
Haaaaahaaaahaaahaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaa!
Mom of course is going to check out what is up with the loud noise, and she is going to discover the floor totally covered in poopy litter box stink.
I am sure that Mom will be shocked to find her clean floor covered in sand poop that looks like the worst sand storm explosion that she has ever witnessed in her life.
I am hoping that Mom will accuse the cat of this poopy mess.
I am really hoping that Mom is going to decide to get into war with the bad-mannered cat. Hopefully, Mom is going to throw out this stupid litter box in disgust and right next to the chicken dumpster ASAP!
If Mom would change the law and ban the cat's litter box from the house, I had so much more privileges myself.
Let's face it; pets should be treated equally. Let's push this cat out of VIP class and back into economy class.
If you follow the above instructions, you will be able to ban the cat's litter box for life.
Don't worry if your family is stubborn or if your family is giving the cat a second chance.
Just keep repeating the sand storm exploder on a daily basis. Your family will end up banning the cat's litter box eventually.
I remember the following story.
A little while ago, I had a buddy named Booginger Boo. Booginger Boo had a truly creepy family with 7 cats. All 7 cats owned their own toilet inside the house. Each litter box was labelled with the cat's name and each litter box had a differed color.
I taught Booginger Boo my trick because the poor boy really had a tough job with his family's cats.
It almost took him one whole year to finally make these weirdos change their minds with their cats's poopy litter.
It all worked out in Booginger Boo's favor when the family got a surprise visit from the hygiene office.
They were basically forced to ban the 7 litter boxes from the house and keep them outside.
The officers from the health department told them that they are going to get sick with the poopy stinky sand flying around inside the house, and the officers gave them two options.
1. Ban the 7 cat litter boxes and keep them outside.
2. The officers threatened them to confiscate the 7 cats if the family does not comply.
I think a clever neigbor called these hygiene people. The moment these litter boxes were banned from inside the house my buddy Booginger Boo thanked me for life.
I love these heart warming stories and helping other puppys is what I live for. I highly encourage you to keep popping your daily sand storm cloud into the cat's litter until the cat's litter box is going to get banned for life.
Sooner or later your family will get fed up with the cat's stinky litter flying all over the place.
If your family has got some brains, they will either take action themselves or they will get a visit from the hygiene authorities.
Just keep your daily actions up and you'll see the power of the sand strom exploder for yourself!
I will see you on the next episode.
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