I love to freak out little Timmie, the Lego boy. The steamy sweat blanket pooper makes Timmie's bed time story time a true winner!
Like every other little boy, Timmie still believes in fairy stories, monsters, and other super hero powers.
Yes, kids are easy to impress with stinky and loud stuff like poop, burps, farts, and other slimy animal stuff like snails and frogs.
Timmie also finds immense pleasure in his imaginary fantasies. He loves his own imaginary mental world that includes monsters, flying dinosaurs, and heroes with super powers.
Like every other kid, Timmie enjoys his bedtime stories with his Mom.
Tonight, I am giving Timmie and Mom a bed time story that I call the steamy sweat blanket pooper.
This sheet blower is going to be the most feculent smelling fart cloud that has ever been released under a little boy's sheets. Hahahahahahahaha!
This feculent sheet blower is one of the reasons why little boys still believe in the untouchable super powers!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Can you imagine a feculent and flatulent legume blowing super hero!
Yes, like other little boys Timmie has got his own imaginary friends and they all have super powers.
Tonight, however, Timmie thinks that his imaginary friends are more real than ever before.
Is he just dreaming or did one of his imaginary friends just blow up his sheet with the unimaginable?
Timmie is scratching his head and suddenly feels a guilty rash on his face. He feels his face flashing like an over-ripe tomato. Here comes the guilt rash again he thinks and hopes that his Mom does not see his sweaty red face.
Too late, his Mom already noticed the boy's guilty face and sniffs with her nose in disgust.
"Timmie what have you done?", she screams in disgust.
"Not again!", she yells.
"Timmie this can't go on! What have you eaten tonight?", she inquires in a horrified voice.
Timmie acts like an innocent boy and hopes that he can change his mother's mind with trying out some new funny looking monster faces.
She is screaming in unbelief and disgust: "I can't believe this boys's love for flaluent legumes!"
Then she continues her rant: "You are going to become like you Dad if you continue to eat spicy Mexican food at night.
You are a naughty little boy who does not listen to his Mom's good advice."
Mom keeps on ranting: "If you are not quitting the feculent bean stuff, you will end up like your grandpa Hugo Guzzmann who exaggerated with the bean meals at night and one night he ended up in the hospital with a nasty intestinal blockage.
You know, grandpa Hugo Guzzmann was lucky that grandma was around otherwise this bean eating habit would have killed him!"
Mom continues: "No bean killing in my house! You are going to quit this disgusting bean popping habit and no beans for you tomorrow night!"
She finally finishes her speech with: "Timmie, nobody likes a boy with a feculent odor!"
What confusion for poor Timmie! After Mom's wacko speech Timmie genuinely believes that he is the guilty one!
Hahahahahahaha! What a funny little super hero fart boy imagination!
The sheet bomber totally worked!
Mom has no idea and suspects the wrong fart offender, and for me it is good old fun times!
I highly recommend the steamy sweat blanket pooper if you want to have some bedtime fun.
If you have little boys like Timmie in your family this one will work out like magic!
Let me tell you about another story that once happened with another little bean loving boy. If I remember correctly, I think his name was Larry and they later called him the bean pooper boy at school!
Little Larry got seriously obsessed with the feculent odor that was coming out from under his sheets. Each night when his Mom tucked him into bed some feculent smell came right out of his sheets.
He was convinced that this odor was coming from his imaginary friends, and he told his sister about the incident with his fart super hero friends with super powers.
Clara, his sister, of course told all her friends about little loony boy.
Poor Larry undoubtedly had an embarrassing time at school with all these squeaky girls screaming: "Feculent super hero boy....Feculent super hero boy...Feculent super hero boy!"
Anyway, turns out that Larry's dog was the lunatic one and caused little Larry such a nightmare!
Now you probably wanna know how you can cause such a feculent stink bomb under the sheets of these little boys who still believe in the imaginary world of super heroes!
Well, here we go with the steamy sweat blanket pooper technique.
It is easy as 1-2-3 and as always perfect timing is key!
1. Wait until the kid is brushing his teeth
2. Sneak into his room for some prep work
3. Get yourself into position and keep your balance as you are sticking your bottom under the sheet. Take
one more extremely intensive breath of air while clenching your teeth and squeezing out every ounce of gas.
4. Puff up the sheet with some flatulent bean material so that it blows up like a balloon.
5. Warning: Do not confuse the sheet blower with the flying carpet and make sure the sheet does not fly off the bed because this would turn the steamy sweat blanket pooper into a ghost popper. Bad enough that Timmie still believes in magic powers so let's not get him started with poopy ghost stories.
6. Let the fun begin and watch from under the bed what happens. You can also sneak out the room and have a peek:)
This one always cracks me up because Mom is running out in disgust and is thinking that all of her teachings never seem to work and poor Timmie is left in total confusion because he does not understand why the sheets are smelling extra strong.
Can one small fart that he accidentally released really cause such an enormous effect on the bed sheet?
Does he have some super powers after all?
As he is falling asleep he is brooding over what just happened. He just hopes that he is a normal boy and not an alien boy hidden in human skin.
He has already enough scary things going on in his life and at school. Timmie secretly hopes that no kid will ever embarrass him at school again, calling him some funny name like alien fart boy!
Timmie can already hear the two irritating girls, Eliotte McThunderpants and Brenda Belchinger, from school LOL: "Hahahahahaha...Alien Fart Boy...Alien Fart Boy...Alien Fart Boy!"
No way, he is not an alien fart boy!
But then again, what is up with this feculent odor that keeps creeping out of his sheets every now and then?
What is he missing? Or better yet, what other powers does he have?
Well, he probably will never find out the answers to this one...
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