Chapter 8: The Eiffel Tower Ninja Parachute Farts

 

 

Paris is the city of love. Others like myself prefer the Seine and the Eiffel Tower freestyle jumping paradise that Paris offers.

 

The Eiffel Tower is all the rage and people from around the world keep coming to this enormous architectural reality and learn how to parachute from the highest point of the Eiffel Tower.

 

I think the trend of free running was first spotted in Paris. A young crowd from Paris invented the freestyle discipline called free running. The goal of the free runners is to paint weird and curious movements with their bodies.

 

Like this they can enhance the look of a city with their body movements and expressions and add a new dimension to a city's life.

 

I love watching these freestyle runners because they turn a city into a pulsing and vibrating city that moves in a new dimension.

 

I have been watching them on TV and was hooked by their styles right from the beginning.

 

This is the way to do competitive research because knowledge is power!

 

I adapted some of their styles into my own skateboarding freestyle and added my own personality. Today I can eat them alive because they can only rely on their feet. On the other hand, I benefit from my skateboard blades and El Ninjo's superpower farts which makes me the smarter athlete.

 

Today, I am not only using my blades and Ninja farts, but I am adding a parachute, too.

 

We are taking the competitive edge and choose to start the race on the highest point of the Eiffel tower.

The other guys are wussies and do not even take the chance to compete with us because they are too scared and too afraid to even climb on the Eiffel tower's top.

 

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah - Here comes my competitive advantage, guys! I am using the trick with the parachute!

 

Yeah in order to win a competition you do not only have to outsmart the competition, but you have to be ready to take flexible and creative challenges, too!

 

Progress is the name of the game, guys!

 

I guess that this one was the easiest challenge so far because the competition was not even at the start.

 

El Nijo and me were the only contestants and this my friends is how you gotta outthink the competition when you are planning out your score!

 

Talent is not enough. Use some imagination, creativity and some cerebral thinking skills AKA out of the box thinking.

 

Progressive thinking is what makes you unique and what helps you control the competition.

 

The bombastic flight from the Eiffel tower shoots the adrenaline into my body which in turn gives me a high feeling of accomplishment, satisfaction and fulfillment as we land.

 

My desire to win has transformed my strategic thinking into completely new dimensions and realities.

 

Paris has released the true artist and athlete in me and El Ninjo has released the most epic Ninja farts.

 

My motto from now on is:

 

"Just do it!"

 

With this empowering string of thoughts I am climbing up the plane that brings us to our next destination.

 

As I open my eyes the next time, I can see the beautiful white city of Casablanca.