One thing is for sure, LA stands for progress and innovation.
There are more artists, writers, filmmakers, actors, dancers and musicians living and working in Los Angeles than any other city at any time in the history of civilization.
This fact is kind of mindboggling if you really think about it.
This brings me to another amazing thought and that is Hollywood.
Hollywood is really epic and I can think about many Hollywood films that have inspired my skateboarding style like the kung fu movies with Bruce Lee.
Sporting events are yet another important aspect of Los Angeles.
Los Angeles has twice hosted the Summer Olympic Games.
When the tenth Olympic Games were hosted in 1932, the former 10th Street was renamed Olympic Blvd.
Super Bowls I and VII were also held in the city of the angles as well as multiple FIFA World Cup games in 1994 including the final.
Los Angeles will host the Special Olympics World Summer Games in 2015.
Thinking about the amazing architecture of all the sports venues that are located here in LA, I can't help but go into my mental skateboard freestyle mode because places like Dodger Stadium, Los Angeles Coliseum, The Forum, Staples Center, a sports and entertainment complex, do keep my mental juices flowing and I can think about all kinds of Ninja skateboarding farts.
This episode is not about football or baseball or movies or anything like it, but it is important to know about these things for many reasons.
Inspiration is one of the reasons and I have to brainstorm to come up with some major and unique creative move to win the skateboarding competition here in LA today.
One thing is for sure, we need some effective Mexican beans for El Ninjo which is not difficult given that we are not far from the Mexican border.
The skyline of LA is a stunning site and this is where the race takes place later today.
Let's get ready with the preparations. First I feed El Ninjo his favorite burrito n'beans chili for lunch.
I guess this double portion of such a hearty lunch is not stopping him from doing what he does best!
The moment El Ninjo turns on his bean blowing power, he pushes me over the edge of the highest skyscraper tops and we jump through the air from one skyscraper tower to the next.
We are getting started on the tallest building in LA. The skyscraper is a 73 story tall US bank tower and it rises 1,018 feet into the air.
The jumps here in downtown LA become even more difficult as we go and El Ninjo supports me with the badest and stinkiest fart clouds that he ever pushed out into the world.
We are challenged by the enormous skyscrapers that are not easy to reach for common skateboard artists who fly without any magic tricks.
Nevertheless the difficulty, we are skateboarding powered by red chili beans and epic fart sounds as we are jumping from one skyscraper top to another one.
We are moving through the sky dotting the downtown LA skyline with El Ninjo's iconic and bombastic Ninja Superpower farts.
We are able to complete 32 skyscraper tower jumps, including the U.S. Bank Tower, Aon Tower, California Plaza, and many more.
This city is the best for skyscraper fart jumping nuts like me and El Ninjo.
LA is also called the site of the 25 skyscrapers and it is a paradise because there are 505 completed high risen skyscrapers and there are planned many more in the future.
Many of these are going to be over 100 meters tall and I know that we have to come back once they are all done.
After approximately 24,902 miles of distance around the world that has taken us to destinations like Athens, Pisa, Rome, Venice, Paris, Casablanca, Agra, Uttar Pradesh, Tokyo, Rio, Miami and Los Angeles, we are the final champions of this competition.
We only won the competition because we transformed it into our own Ninja Skateboard Fart dimension and added some of our own personality to it.
This farting around the world adventure goes to an end and one thing is for sure. Farting around the world was the most exciting adventure that I have ever experienced so far in my life.
Now that we are the champions of farting around the world we can think about some higher level championships.
I am still dreaming about participating in the real Olympics because one can only call oneself a true athlete with an Olympic gold medal.
In my opinion our discipline is world class and I do not give up because one day we are starting the Olympic games as the winning team for our home country the USA.
Mark down my word one day we are going to be the world champions of the Olympics with the discipline of our: Ninja Skateboard Fart Freestyle!