Mom lets me
pick bridesmaids’ dresses
from the pastel offerings
in a JCPenney catalog.
A month before her wedding
I’ll be wearing
that “timeless elegance”
satin dress to the prom
since it costs three times
my most expensive jeans and
it’s silly to buy two dresses.
Especially since
I’m going to the prom with
some random red-haired guy
from study hall
who asked me,
after a tall underclassman
turned me down.
Rejected
despite offering
to pick him up in
Lewis’s white convertible
since the sophomore doesn’t drive yet.
Caring about my prom dress
at this point
would be pathetic.
Not that the shiny pink monstrosity
that arrives in the mail
could be mistaken for anything
but sad.
Stiff and bridesmaid-looking
it barely resembles the polished ad
and grips my growing waist
like a shimmering pink python
that clashes with my date’s mullet.