Heist

After our romantic getaway

I notice

my bulky boyfriend

stops asking me questions

about myself

like I’m a mystery

he’s lost interest in solving.

His gaze wanders

around the club,

eyes now pausing

on other girls’ butts

that always

look better

than your cursed one.

I need him to notice me.

I take action,

grab his hand

silently lead him out

to where my car sits benignly

in the parking lot.

I climb into my passenger seat

recline it back as far as it will go,

which is not actually all that far.

Suggestively, I invite him in.

He asks if I’m sure

because “things

are about to get real.”

I just want to mess around.

But think of Crystal

hearing I’m a virgin

telling me

the worst thing a girl can be

is a tease.

I nod, ready

for things to get real,

although I’m certain that

I’m not.

But I have his

full focus

more engaged

than ever.

Pupils swollen.

He’s all mine.

My smash and grab

for attention

a success.

Steam drapes draw closed

across all the windows.

He positions his thick torso

over me

I panic

Oh wait

“I have my period,”

whew

I feign deep regret

hope Crystal isn’t right.