Lucy and her boyfriend are
out at a party,
I am dressed like a cat
handing peanut butter cups to trick-or-treaters,
my favorite. The candy, not the brats.
We overbought and so the witching hour ends
with an orange plastic pumpkin head
still filled with orange squares.
I have not eaten all day
imagine
I deserve
just one.
You are wrong.
You are weak.
I eat
them all.
Peanut butter
my old arch-nemesis.
You are a wretched,
wretched girl.
Tricked by
Treats.