Love Shack

I move to Levittown, Long Island

with Crystal and friends.

We are: four girls, each uniquely pretty

and four guys, all named Mike.

A mostly platonic arrangement

considering the people involved.

We are artists and musicians

working blue-collar jobs

rather than wasting time at college

besides Crystal

who graduated early.

Festering piles of bored potential.

60s communal living

reenacted in the late 80s,

with lots of heavy metal long hair

and a scuffed drum kit

where a kitchen table belongs.

Peace and love and

bitchy confrontations,

like a reality show

except the only ones watching us

are the neighbors and they are not fans.

Quick to judge

quicker to call the cops

when we get a little loud.

But the police know

we are only

trying to have a little fun.

Ask that we please,

have the live band

playing Van Halen

“sign off by ten.”

and, “Maybe keep

the occupancy down.”