I try out for the kickline squad
don’t make it,
despite the fact that
they’re so hard up for members
they have
a second round of tryouts.
So I shamelessly try out again.
Samantha is over
when I get the call
from the captain sharing the
super! great! news!
that this time I’ve made the squad.
I leap up and down
squeal with excitement
this changes everything.
It changes who I am.
The Breakfast Club recently opened my eyes.
I’m ready to be a Ringwaldian princess
cue my makeover montage.
Samantha doesn’t understand,
trying to bring me down,
leaving early because
I’m being obnoxious she’s jealous.
For days I wear the
super! great! news!
on my face
a perpetual grin.
Two upperclassmen
tip heads together,
discuss the new drill team lineup
in loud whispers. Say,
“How sad
the captains needed two tryouts
because the new recruits are all
so pathetic. Guess who even
made the cut . . .”
They turn,
look at me,
look at each other
and laugh.
Face burning, I smooth
my shirt over
that humiliating rim of pudge
exploding above
the waistband of my jeans.
Sticking Keds
over my big feet,
pulling a short dance team skirt
over my ample ass, and
punching pom-poms in the air
at five, six, seven, eight . . .
has zero effect on
my popularity.
Just makes my Popeye calves
bigger from all the marching.
And nobody gives a shit
where I fit
but me.