Comic Relief

Mom is furious

calls her lawyer and

flees with the kids to Lewis’s

small apartment

outside Pittsburgh.

It’s summer break,

and she wants me to come, but

Sequinette practice is starting

and I’m excited about

needing a smaller skirt

and being a senior

but mostly about the smaller skirt.

I don’t mind staying.

Dad’s always been a happy drunk

and he’s kind of drunk all the time now.

Says, “Holy cow,” I look great.

Is so proud of me for losing so much weight.

Introduces me to a pretty young brunette

with makeup spackled thickly over her acne

who drapes herself around his neck like

he belongs to her.

Dad can’t get over

how wonderfully thin I am,

doesn’t give me shit about

skipping meals

or my Kellogg’s Special K dinners.

We stay up late,

hang out on the couch

watching Carson, SNL, and Cosby.

Zero percent of Lewis’s rules,

in fact, we mock the chore chart together.

Although when it’s time to wake up to

scout for a job,

I begin to suspect

the coolest people to hang out with

maybe don’t make the best dads.