Looks like the student government proved you wrong. The dance was a huge success and the decorations were beautiful. IN YOUR FACE.

— THE COLLECTIVE MEMBERS OF THE BHS STUDENT GOVERNMENT

The dance sucked. It was in the gym. No amount of Christmas lights and cardboard fountains could hide the bleachers and rubber floor. The entire student government needs to be impeached for stupidity.

— ANONYMOUS, JUNIOR

Holly’s column was rude as usual. She owes the Homecoming Court an apology. She almost ruined it for us! And she was obviously trying to rig the thing for Elizabeth Rezapour. No one believes your fake-ass excuses, Holly!

— CANDACE F., SOPHOMORE

If anyone says Holly tried to rig the election, kindly tell them to SHUT UP. And take off those ugly knockoff boots already, Candace. We all know they ain’t Prada.

— ELIZABETH R., SOPHOMORE