Someone needs to get her facts straight about Thanksgiving. It’s not a fact that the Pilgrims gave the Indians smallpox. It’s never been proven — stop spreading your liberal propaganda!

— BRYCE K., JUNIOR

As suspected, Matthew Reynolds has everything handed to him on a silver platter. Where’s the feature on the students who actually do something for the world! Like, me. I’m a member of PETA and plant trees on weekends. Holly, you sold out!

— IAN G., SENIOR

SMALLPOX IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I’VE EVER SEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

— LOLA S., FRESHMAN

If I have to read another article about another cafeteria related anything I am going to kill myself.

— KATHERINE A., SOPHOMORE