My family and I went to Aspen, and then my brother Joey broke his ribs. My parents got really pissed and we had to have Christmas dinner in the hospital cafeteria.

— HEATHER A., FRESHMAN

My grandparents came over and I had to eat fruitcake, which I fed to the cat. And then he threw up. The end.

— MARK R., SENIOR

We went to Paris. I got Chanel sunglasses.

— LAUREN P., JUNIOR

I went to Las Vegas and rescued a child. It was okay.

— HOLLY K., SOPHOMORE