Acknowledgments

Thank you Richard, Ben, Pippa, and everyone at Grand Central Publishing. I am so grateful.

Thank you to the teachers who inspired me—Mrs. Burridge, Mr. Furlong, and many others.

And to George Carlin and Shel Silverstein.

And Chance. Thank you.

—Bo Burnham

Thank you to my family, Penelope, Abbie, Allan, Lori, Ross, Wendy, Phil, Mickie, and Jennifer; the Theatre School; Ha Ha Tonka; Mrs. Aid, Mr. Smith, and Mrs. Reinholdt, who encouraged me to draw on my homework.

And thank you to Bo. He sure is nice for being so tall.

Big love to you all.

—Chance Bone