<link href="../css/stylesheet.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css"/> <meta content="urn:uuid:35fd7fd8-21d0-40f3-8fdb-559f2b820702" name="Adept.expected.resource"/> </head> <body> <h2 class="chap-title" id="ch20">The Flirt</h2> <p class="noindent3"><span class="dropcap">I</span> could make an easy joke to get you laughing.</p> <p class="noindent3a"> Something about a cat and then </p> <p class="noindent3a"> the word <i>pussy</i> being used ambiguously.</p> <p class="noindent3">I could tell a sad story to get you crying.</p> <p class="noindent3a"> Like how I had a single mother </p> <p class="noindent3a"> who started selling handmade yo-yos</p> <p class="noindent3a"> to support her only child.</p> <p class="noindent3">I could tell you an interesting fact to get you nodding,</p> <p class="noindent">Like how carpets were first made in the hopes that all of the world’s grass</p> <p class="noindent">would one day be replaced by carpets, or, as they called them, “comfy grass.”</p> <p class="noindent3">I could tell you a scary story to get your teeth chattering,</p> <p class="noindent">Something about a really old man, sitting in a squeaky rocking chair, pointing at you.</p> <p class="noindent3">What are you in the mood for?</p> <p class="image"><img alt="image" src="../images/p031.jpg"/></p> </body> </html>