<link href="../css/stylesheet.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css"/> <meta content="urn:uuid:35fd7fd8-21d0-40f3-8fdb-559f2b820702" name="Adept.expected.resource"/> </head> <body> <p class="image"><img alt="image" src="../images/p044.jpg"/></p> <h2 class="chap-title" id="ch31">Your Mom</h2> <p class="noindent"><span class="dropcap">I</span>f I had a million dollars, I would pay your mother to have sex with me.</p> <p class="noindent">Afterward, I would probably invest the remaining nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety dollars.</p> <p class="noindent">Burrrrrrn.</p> </body> </html>