<link href="../css/stylesheet.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css"/> <meta content="urn:uuid:35fd7fd8-21d0-40f3-8fdb-559f2b820702" name="Adept.expected.resource"/> </head> <body> <h2 class="chap-title" id="ch65">My Barber Is Bald</h2> <p class="noindent3"><span class="dropcap">M</span>y barber is bald, my trainer is fat,</p> <p class="noindent">my sponsor is drunken and lazy.</p> <p class="noindent">My optometrist is as blind as a bat</p> <p class="noindent">and my shrink is batshit crazy.</p> <p class="noindent3">When you look at who is helping me,</p> <p class="noindent">you’ll know the reason why</p> <p class="noindent">I’ve remained a bald, fat, drunken, lazy, blind, and crazy guy.</p> <p class="image"><img alt="image" src="../images/p083.jpg"/></p> </body> </html>