I leaned over the sink in the staff’s washroom of TLC Ambulance and splashed cold water over my face. Had to in order to settle my stomach, which ER Dano’s driving had managed to slosh up into my throat.
“Ugh,” I muttered.
“Hello, chérie?” Lilla said, coming in the door.
I looked to the side to make sure no one followed her in. “That ER guy is a pip.”
She grinned, winked, and said, “That he is.”
Oh boy. Maybe Lilla could be useful in getting info from him since he was the longest-term employee around here. Dano was pretty hot, and it seemed as if Lilla thought so too. Then again, so did I, and Lilla’d had four husbands already! I mean, fair is fair.
Maybe I wouldn’t suggest Dano to her.
Slowly I lifted my head toward the mirror. “Geez. I look like crap.”
Lilla remained silent. I looked closer at myself. Oh well, she was right.
“Do you have plans for lunch, chérie?”
I groaned. Lunch? Who asks a vomiting woman if she wants lunch? Then again, Lilla didn’t know about my ride—very similar to a Disney roller coaster where you have to be a certain height, follow cardiac guidelines, and not be pregnant.
“Chérie?
I eased myself to turn toward her—to avoid any kind of motion. “Soup sounds comforting.”
She laughed. “Chérie, you are too funny. Comforting? I would have said delicious or something similar. Meet me by the employee door in about five minutes. Okay?”
I nodded. Ick. Motion.
I leaned against the sink. Yet another case where I was miserable, back to nursing, but working with Jagger.
Suddenly I felt much better.
“Hurry up, Sherlock, we don’t have all day,” Jagger said as I approached the employee’s exit to look for Lilla.
“We? Oh no. Don’t include me. I’m meeting Lilla for lunch. I’ll see you back here,” I said.
Suddenly his hand was on the small of my back, the door pushed open with his other, and out we went.
There in the parking lot sat ambulance #456—with ER Dano at the helm and Lilla riding shotgun.
For a few seconds I tried to comprehend the situation, but before I knew it, Jagger had me…no…us strapped into the back of #456 and Dano hit the gas.
I made a mental note to take Dramamine with my daily vitamins until this case was closed.
I looked at Jagger, thinking if we talked about anything, I’d forget that the front of the ambulance seemed to sway one way while the back the other. “So, any progress?”
He glared at me. “You all right?”
Geez. The guy was so astute. “Fine. Just hungry. My blood sugar is probably low. The case? Anything on it?”
“Seems the billing in this place is way out of whack. Dano showed me the daily run sheets and how the paramedics chart.”
“You didn’t know that? I mean how to chart?”
He looked at me. I thought he’d accuse me of something, but he merely said, “I worked paramedic at a different company. They’re similar but different.”
“Apples and oranges?”
Jagger bent his head and looked at me. Had to want to shake his head, but he held steady. Well as steady as one could riding with ER Dano.
Just then several packages of gauze sailed off the shelves as Dano made a right. I’d hate to think of what it’d be like if we were going to a 911 call.
“Anyway, we need to get into billing to check things out,” I heard Jagger say. “Lilla can’t do that for us. We need her to run interference.”
Suddenly I noticed a slight grin on Jagger’s face and knew, just knew, he was picturing Lilla running…and getting hot.
“I’m starved. You?” I lied to change his visual.
He didn’t look up but nodded. “I can eat.” Then he leaned back and shut his eyes, I’m sure falling asleep with the life-threatening motion.
I watched him for a few seconds and told myself that surely Jagger would have enlightened me more if he knew anything else I should know. Surely.
Dano bit into his roast beef sandwich while a drop of horseradish dripped out the other end. He didn’t even flinch. Not only was this guy hardened about his job, maybe even life in general. He was a fun study though, I had to admit.
“So,” I said to him even though he didn’t look up. “Are either of the Sterling twins married?”
ER Dano kept eating.
Lilla gave me a shrug.
And Jagger took a sip of his black coffee and looked at me over his mug with a “what the hell difference look” on his face.
“Dano, are they?” I persisted, not even sure why I cared.
Dano took another bitem looked at me, and shrugged too. Only his shrug looked like he knew, didn’t give a shit, and wasn’t about to tell me anything.
Lilla started to ask him about how long he’d worked at TLC, and when he perked up and answered “years,” I decided I was spinning my wheels at this meal. I excused myself to leave for the ladies’ room.
No one said a word.
When I got near the front door, I looked at our waitress who was now sitting at the diner’s counter, eating a hamburger.
“Excuse me. Please tell my friends I have to leave.” I started to dig into my purse for money for my bill.
She motioned her head toward our table. “You with those two hunks. Man, if I were twenty years younger.” She cackled. “That one drinking his coffee. Yum. Course the other one ain’t bad. He could put his shoes under my bed anytime, sweetie!”
I laughed and pulled my empty hand out of my bag. “The hunk drinking coffee will pay my tab.”
With that I was out the door and hailing a cab, which was not an easy feat in Hope Valley. However, obviously some divine intervention had a yellow cab zoom around the corner just as I raised my hand.
Thank you very much, St. T!
Except for the dispatchers, who were on call 24/7, the TLC Ambulance place was pretty empty. I took the opportunity to “acquaint” myself with my new employment surroundings.
After making my way through the reception area, into the filing area, and down the corridor toward the twins’ offices, I found myself at Payne’s door.
His opened door.
“Payne? Mr. Sterling?” I stepped inside and walked to the adjoining office of Pansy. Geez. Pansy. Some name. Shaking my head, I knocked, opened the door after no reply, and ran my gaze around the room.
Empty.
There is a God.
I shut the door as quietly as I could and walked toward Payne’s desk. If I got caught, I had already decided I’d say I got lost and since Lilla wasn’t there tried to find the employee forms she’d given me this morning—‘cause I thought I’d put down my wrong phone number.
Maybe I was getting better at this lying stuff.
Quickly I looked over his desk. Payne was not the neatest guy in the world but wasn’t a Fabio either. I reached into the pocket of my scrubs and took out a pair of gloves.
Jagger had taught me well.
They’d become a staple in my wardrobe now, much like a tissue and clean underwear (à la Stella Sokol).
I pushed the desk chair back and tried to open the top drawer. No luck. The others opened without any problems, so I helped myself to the documents that were inside of them.
Daily run sheets. The ones Jagger had been talking about. Each EMT or Paramedic had to fill them out. I glanced through them with my nursing eye, weeding out any unnecessary information.
Old Payne was pretty organized when it came to his files, which made my job easier.
Several had oxygen listed. Two had charges for ALS, which I knew was more expensive and stood for advanced life support. I sat down and read through the entire pile, glancing at the clock every once and a while.
Suddenly I heard footsteps outside the door. Gulp. I started to stick the files back, remembering the exact order they’d been in. That I was very good at as if I’d had a photogenic mind.
The hallway quieted. I swallowed and decided there was no need to rush off. I had to find his billing information to cross check it against the run forms.
Behind his desk, and below the Mona Lisa, who suddenly gave me the creeps as if she were watching me, was another file cabinet.
Locked.
Hm.
Piqued my interest. So I dug around his desk, the one behind Mona, until I found a set of keys. Two didn’t work, but the third had me whisper “Bingo!” as the lock clicked open.
Copies of bills for the last three years. Could life get any better? I found the matching bills to the files, and indeed, TLC had charged the patients for oxygen—when it wasn’t even used (not to mention the fact that the law didn’t allow for individual charges like that), and the ALS was really a BLS—basic life support, which was a much cheaper ride.
The eighty-year-old guy had fallen while mowing his lawn. His wife called 911, but since he’d fallen in the grass, there wasn’t a scratch on him according to the paramedic’s run sheet—of one ER Dano.
If nothing else, I just knew in my gut that Dano was a fantastic, Cracker Jack paramedic.
I leaned back after checking out several more bills.
“So, you are bilking the insurance company out of millions, Mr. Sterling. Aren’t you?”
“Yes. For a new employee, Ms. Sokol, you are perceptive.”
I dropped the files and swung around to see Payne Sterling with a knife aimed at me.
A knife!
I had this real phobia of knives and always said I’d rather be shot than stabbed.
However, right now, I was going for neither.