…other day they caught a feller what wasn’t overthrowing the govinment…wasn’t demonstrating…wasn’t queer…wasn’t practicing no yoga…wasn’t bothering nobody…wasn’t doing nothing but going to work every day…throwed him in the loony bin…said he had no place in today’s advanced society…
Monroe D. Underwood
That afternoon a little guy with straggly red hair and shiny blue eyes came in.
He said I want you to find out why my mother is receiving a lot of obscene telephone calls.
I said well before we find out why we got to find out who.
He said oh that’s easy.
He said I know who.
I said who?
He said me.
He said but I don’t know why.
I sent him over the Ammson Private Detective Agency.
I said Ammson is absolutely tops in situations of this nature.