…you sleep with one woman you sleep with them all…feller what found that out sure didn’t allow much time for drinking…
Monroe D. Underwood
I stopped at a tavern.
I had a double Jack Daniels.
I tried to call Betsy.
No answer.
I had a double Jack Daniels.
I tried to call Betsy.
No answer.
I had a double Jack Daniels.
The bartender said we’re closing up pal.
I called Candi Yakozi.
Candi Yakozi said I recommended you to my insurance man.
I said I think maybe we better talk about that.
She said okay come right over.
She said this afternoon I bought a recording of Alte Kameraden.
She said it’s a terrific polka.
She said I couldn’t find “The Teddy Bears’ Picnic.”
I said do you have any patriotic music?
I said I’m proud to be an American.
Candi said I got “Columbia the Gem of the Ocean.”
I said who does it?
She said I think it is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
She said but it might be Elvis Presley.
She said what’s the difference?
I said you got beer?
Candi said I got a refrigerator full.
She said I’m proud to be an American too.
I said have you ever heard “Hats Off the Flag Is Passing By”?
She said no but I’d love to.
I shrugged.
I said leave a light on.