…oncet I knowed a feller what had seven sons…named all of them Horatio…soon as they growed up they lynched him…
Monroe D. Underwood
Shorty Connors lived at 3008 Palmer Avenue.
I found that out by looking for Deuteronomy Connors in the telephone book.
That’s Shorty’s first name.
Deuteronomy.
Shorty hardly ever uses it.