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…feeling bad oncet in a while makes feeling good feel even better…

Monroe D. Underwood

I regained consciousness very slowly.

I was doubled up on the floor.

I was clutching my groin.

I was groaning.

Betsy was holding the ice bag to my head.

I said baby it isn’t my head this time.

Betsy said good Lord Chance I didn’t know it was you.

I said kung fu you too Betsy.

Betsy said honey I’m sorry.

She said you scared me to death.

She said besides you didn’t say call girl.

She said where did you ever get that absolutely ridiculous disguise?

I sat up gingerly.

Betsy said when you feel better I will mix you a nice strong drink.

I said the hell with the nice strong drink.

I said see if you can find a Bible.