What Everyone Needs to Know about the Monster People:
Have not been seen in daylight. May be vampires.
Have a lamp made out of a dead raccoon.
Have a hideous black flying beast that is bulletproof and comes out of their house at night during all the screaming.
Have a coffin buried fifty feet below the ground to keep the Wolf Boy from digging it up again.
Have a kid named Boris.
May be transforming Bahar into a mindless thrall with no will of her own.
Boris absorbs nutrients through his skin in his bathwater.
They have now begun an indoctrination spell on Sam.
SAM IS NOT ALLOWED TO TELL JOKES TO BRENDEN SALTARELLO EVER AGAIN!!!
Their last name is BLANK.
What is Sam thinking, going over there and inviting Brenden Saltarello along???
If Sam, Bahar, and Brenden never come back after tonight, I’m moving into Sam’s room for good.