Both My Wife and I
were Very Well Satisfied

It felt unfortunately like a bite of a good meal. He likes his wife so well. The smell of beets was not easy to shake. He put his glass on the table. He said, “Most people who come in here, they’re weak. They want you to drink um three or four of those a day. I had to drink ninety ounces. First, it’s a ball. I will tell you how it goes. They’re really good with these kids. They’re real witty, every one of them. I know for a fact. Who, oh, there are so many more! There are women in the world!”

“My wife never threw away any piece of toast!”

“Mine did.”

“My wife is a good scraper. She isn’t a good scraper, she just scrapes a lot. I’m a good scraper.”

“I know you are. That’s not that bad. Oh, I could. I’m going to give credit where credit is due. I lay no claim. She said um she said if there’s a conflict where we live at, she’ll handle it. Giant. I mean giant.”

“Yes, and fun. And dishes of nuts and dishes of chocolates and dishes of cigarettes and light real water.”