Death Bed

“Now, say good-bye to your mother,” Ruth Price says, “be­fore you die.”

I’ve got that confident feeling.

Then we hear the toilet bowl water.

“Go away!” I said to Mother.

Everybody in the original cast appears at my door—my father who was the President of the United States; Mother, who was also a President of the United States. I was a President of the United States. My two children are here who have been Presidents of the United States. My neighbor Gary Dossey who was in my high-school graduating class was a President of the United States.