Mother Teresa once said, “If I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.” Coming from a woman with her hymen intact, these are wise words indeed. It’s true: Everyone deserves to be loved, even hipsters.
I don’t want to brag, but I must admit I have a special knack for matchmaking. What can I say? It’s a gift. I’m able to find people with unique, often strange compatibilities, and I bring them together. Granted, I do it using Photoshop, but it’s the same principle.
Here are some of the people I’ve brought together. For the sake of mankind, let’s just hope they use protection.
