| Caption | Photo Credit |
| “White and have Asian girlfriends.” | Anonymous |
| “What has two thumbs…” | Michael Schulz |
| “Why does everyone think…?” | Anonymous |
| “Yeah, they’re pretty dope….” | Helena Wyche |
| “She loves me not…” | Anonymous |
| “Do you guys like Wolf Parade?” | Anastasia Zavgorodni |
| “The piercings were my orthodontist’s idea.” | Gregoire Muise |
| “My face is all about…” | Anonymous |
| “Okay, Here’s one: Once upon a time…” | Thomas Fone |
| “Why yes, I do have ironic pubic hair as well.” | Dennis Verrelli |
| “Trust me, girls love Chipmunks T-shirts…” | Anonymous |
| “It’s safer if the natives give you toejobs…” | Douglas Keller |
| “Excuse me, sir. Could you…” | Yelena Grinberg |
| “My high school mascot…” | Anonymous |
| “Okay, check this out…” | Emma Freed |
| “So, this is Bernini’s famous statue…” | Lauren Sanders |
| “No, I can’t unbutton my top button…” | Lauren Sanders |
| “Do you know if the Dr. Dog…” | Amanda Perino |
| “I just want black teenagers to laugh at me…” | Anonymous |
| “I’ll only answer to the name Mrs. T.” | Samantha Brustin |
| “I might look like Kevin Federline…” | Clint House |
| “My dream is to one day…” | Anonymous |
| “I’M THE KING OF THE WORST!” | Tegan Snyder |
| “I should totally Tweet…” | Ricardo Melgarejo |
| “Now, this is what I call skull fucking.” | Anonymous |
| “The back of my shirt says…” | Zac from the Boyertown Goof Squad |
| “Yeah, I know this seat is reserved…” | Joanne DeVault |
| “Why does everyone think we’d be naturally…” | Anonymous |
| “Hello, operator? Could you please…” | Alicia Eckert |
| “Ugh, moving is the worst.” | Patrick Lawler |
| “Shit. This is so embarrassing…” | Noah Benjamin |
| “I can never get the whole bike…” | Kelsie Rotkel |
| “Dude, your dad is a doctor, right?…” | Anonymous |
| “Nothing’s better than relaxing…” | Anonymous |
| “I try to never discriminate…” | Laura Sievers |
| “I seriously hope no one finds me here.” | Chalotte Law |
| “I’m just rehearsing my one-man musical…” | Anonymous |
| “If I had known I was coming…” | Andrew D. |
| “It’s because my crotch, feet, torso…” | Taylor P. |
| “You see, wearing a top hat…” | Lauren Rothman |
| “What’s your favorite part of the shirt…” | Aesha Waks |
| “When life gives you…” | Anonymous |
| “It feels so liberating to finally leave home…” | Nathan Van Fleet |
| “It’s a total Tofurky sausagefest up in here.” | Gray Thorton |
| Flamboyant wrestling unitard. | Walter Hamilton |
| old wicker chair | Mike Baker |
| drinking beer out of a straw like an alcoholic child | Hailey Thompson |
| Unabomber glasses | Kali Ann Kirchner |
| hipster/scenester | Vanessa Valdes |
| “I’ve been the Yoko Ono…” | Anonymous |
| “OH MY GOD! DON’T TAKE…” | Katzi Roman |
| “Look. I know what I’m doing…” | KittyLili |
| “Now I’m co-opting your culture…” | Alana de Haan |
| “This is my Quincy Grace Jones pose.” | Anonymous |
| “How is it that I’m the dude…” | Anonymous |
| “Actually, we prefer to be called `Hipspanics.’” | Dan Euto |
| “I can’t believe I wore a bow tie. I feel so dressy.” | Sergio Guadarrama |
| “I just hope my legs don’t get…” | Anonymous |
| “I’m sorry. This is the last time I’ll ask…” | Jennifer Scully |
| “We’re both big into MGMT and AARP.” | Patrick Lawler |
| “Do you like my CSS shirt?…” | Tayyib Smith |
| “This next song is called…” | Thomas Fone |
| “What am I doing out here?…” | aljuk |
| “When I play the recorder, it’s a space flute.” | Nicki Hechinger |
| “Please excuse my little purple blanket…” | Anonymous |
| “Houston, we have a party.” | Mike C. and April M. |
| “Wait, you wanted the girl…” | Anonymous |
| “I’m always ready for any situation…” | Luke Stoller |
| “I know this T-shirt seems a little crude…” | Jamie Joong |
| “I’m not going to let my pet pig…” | Debby Cho |
| “In honor of Bob Barker, we both got neutered.” | Holly Bowden |
| “I’ve always wanted a pussy…” | Noelle White |
| “No, actually, he’s caught more diseases from me.” | Rebecca Tharp |
| “Do we have enough tickets…” | Anonymous |
| “Here, have some cupcakes…” | Jordan Musenbrock |
| “I’m going to smoke this dude’s peace pipe…” | Nicole Klepper |
| “I’m going to make it look like you have smallpox!” | Mawiyah Lythcott |
| “In our culture, we use…” | Nick Anzaldua |
| “Do you know where I can trade…” | Anonymous |
| “I figured I might as well…” | Ed Lomas |
| “I can’t wait till we post this picture…” | Anonymous |
| “I like this outfit because…” | Anonymous |
| “How is it racist to be a fan of stars or bars?…” | Anonymous |
| “I’m trying to do a Henry David Thoreau…” | Josh Koenig |
| “Seriously, if we went to Afghanistan…” | Jessica Boddorff |
| “Will you hold my purse?…” | Patricija Kirvaitis |
| “Note to self: Google…” | DPOG |
| YES—Obviously. | Liz Wilshin |
| YES—American Apparel hoodie… | Alison Buatti |
| NO—A hipster would not… | Jesse Proulx |
| NO—That’s a nightmare clown. | Aleck Davis |
| YES—Whether it’s a man or woman. | Pax Rasmussen |
| YES on the left. NO on the right… | Patrick Marshall |
| NO—That’s a homeless superhero. | Anonymous |
| NO–That’s a guy… | Anonymous |
| YES—He and Dr. Batting Helmet… | Bob Ailstock |
| YES—Who needs toilet paper… | Luis Lopez |
| NO—That’s a confused young woman… | Kaley Hall |
| YES—And I think he’s my hero. | Anonymous |
| YES—That’s DJ Hervé Villechaize. | Alison Buatti |
| HARD TO TELL—It’s probably… | Anonymous |
| NO—That’s Captain Molesto. | Loreana Rushe |
| NO—That’s an IT nerd… | Gina Cacace |
| YES—The saddest part… | Anonymous |
| YES—This guy will write you a poem… | Sarah Karp Ward |
| YES—(Note: The best way…) | Steven Ospina |
| HARD TO TELL—Either this is a hipster… | Jennifer Neis |
| NO—Close, but no… | Alana de Haan |
| YES—Either that, or… | Anonymous |
| They buy groceries! | Anonymous |
| They wash dishes! | Andy Sauls |
| They play video games! | Jesus Diaz |
| They eat brunch! | Andre O. Hoilette |
| They celebrate Christmas! | Brandon Veski |
| They use ATMs! | Andrew |
| They dance on ATMs! | Matthew Zdano |
| They scrawl drunken messages… | Bryan Wall |
| They skateboard behind baby strollers! | Eliina M. Viele |
| They dress up like spies and go to Pinkberry! | Rachel Elias |
| They play drums in the ocean! | JoeVele@discosalt.com |
| They get married in front of… | Keara Ross |
| They think beer emits a Wi-Fi signal! | I. Whitington |
| They get demon boners! | Matt Gzowski |
| They relax in their face paint… | Maria Suzanne Johnson |
| They leisurely read a pretentious book… | Greg Bigoni |
| “I’m currently writing Brown Bunny 2…” | John Sciulli/Wirelmage |
| “I can’t wait to be in Brown Bunny 2!” | Bennett Raglin/Wirelmage |
| “Are you going to make fun…” | Dimitrios Kambouris/Wirelmage |
| “BEAM ME UP, VON DUTCH!” | Michael Tran/FilmMagic |
| “America didn’t have proper dick jokes…” | Jean Baptiste Lacroix/Wirelmage |
| “I went to face-paint school…” | Tim Mosenfelder/Getty Images |
| “Whatever, bro. I’m still getting laid…” | Florian Seefried/Getty Images |
| “I’ll give you one hint…” | ChinaFotoPress/Getty Images |
| “I’m a rapper.” | Bruce Gifford/FilmMagic |
| Jesus Christ | Burstein Collection/Corbis |
| Rasputin | Popperfoto/Getty Images |
| Joseph Stalin | Akg-images/RIA Nowosti/The Image Works |
| James Joyce | Topham/The Image Works |
| Salvador Dali | Hulton Archive/Getty Images |
| Che Guevara | Joseph Scherschel/Time Life Pictures/Getty Images |
| Buddy Holly | General Artists Corporation/Getty Images |
| Janis Joplin | Stroud/Express/Getty Images |
| Rollie Fingers | Focus on Sport/Getty Images |
| Everyone on Scooby-Doo | Hanna-Barbera/Everett Collection |
| Look at this fucking color-coordinated connection. | (1) Anonymous (2) Anonymous |
| Look at this fucking eyewear connection. | (1) Florence Foley (2) Jaik Miller |
| Look at this fucking Alaskan connection. | (1) Malik Samsess (2) Cesar Perez |
| Look at this potential unicorn threesome. | (1) Anonymous (2) Charlotte Law (3) Samantha Stern |
| Look at this fucking sea captain connection. | (1) Clint House (2) Anna Triporin |
| Look at this fucking keyboard connection. | (1) Anonymous (2) Anonymous |
| Look at this too-fancy… | (1) Roy Capulet (2) Esmeralda Rupp-Spangle |
| No homo 1 | Anonymous |
| No homo 2 | Cassie K. |
| No Jews, no homo. | Gabrielle Tousignant |
| No homo 3 | Megan McCorick |
| No homo 4 | Ross Cook-Golbsh |
| No homo 5 | Katie Batten |
| Look at this fucking horsie ride connection. | (1) Anonymous (2) Alexandra Spurlock |
| Look at this potential biracial foursome. | (1) Anonymous (2) Steve Lieb |
| Look at this fucking firearm connection. | (1) Alison Buatti (2) James Swann |
| Look at this fucking codpiece connection. | (1) Anonymous) (2) Charlotte Law |
| Look at this fucking crucifix connection. | (1) Anonymous (2) Kat Bee |
| Look at this fucking creepy kabuki connection. | (1) Jon Stefan (2) Anonymous |
| “Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen…” | Michael Horowitz |
| A typical Beans sighting. | Josh Chaplin |
| “BEEEEEEEEEEANS HUUUUUUUNNNGRRYYY!” | Seth Olenick |
| “BEEEEEAAAAANS FEEEEEEEELS…” | Seth Olenick |
| “BEEEEEAAAAAAAANS PLEEEEEEEDGE…” | Seth Olenick |
| “BEEEEEAAAAAAAAAANS DEEEEEEEPRRREEEEEESSSSED!!!” | Seth Olenick |
| “BEEEEEEAAAAAAANS DAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAGED…” | Seth Olenick |
| “Meat!…” | Sachi Devidasi Maclachlan |