THE LIST

• LIKES CATS.
• INTERESTING JOB. NOT GOLF-PLAYING INSURANCE BORE LIKE HUGO.
• BOTTOM AND SEXUAL ATHLETICISM OF JAMES BOND.
• NICE MOTHER.
• NO POINTY SHOES.
• NO HAWAIIAN SHIRTS.
• NO UMBRELLAS.
• READS BOOKS. NOT JUST SPORTS BIOGRAPHIES.
• NO REVOLTING BATHROOM HABITS. E.G. SKID MARKS.
• AMBITIOUS.
• ADVENTUROUS.
• GOOD MANNERS. E.G. SAYS THANK YOU IF SOMEONE HOLDS THE DOOR OPEN FOR HIM.
• ISN’T OBSESSED WITH INSTAGRAM OR HIS PHONE.
• FUNNY.
• ACTUALLY TEXTS ME BACK.
• DOESN’T MIND ABOUT MY COUNTING.