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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

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First of all, thank you to all my twitter friends who encouraged me to write what was frankly the most ridiculous sounding collection of tropes I’ve ever put into one book. I couldn’t have done this without you or your very abundant DMs. You made this book a reality. Hopefully you don’t end up regretting that. But even if you do it’s too late. No take backs.

Chace, Parker, Skye, Lynn, and everyone else who read bits and pieces of this book along the way: you’re the best people in the world and I’m not just saying that so you’ll read for me again.

An extra special thank you to Ovidius for correcting my Latin and to Liz for correcting my commas.

And to everyone who ever asked how the book was going or helped me celebrate when I had news.

Thank you so much.