Contents
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prelude: things fall apart
desperate housewives of roland park
my first life
match dot bomb
the summer of our discontent
dreamboat
my life in therapy
little sweetheart of the boston strangler
the ambassadress of the white race
dear answer lady
the five guys you meet in hell
the boomer and the boomerang
brown lips
love in the time of baltimore
the decline and fall of the party people
the fixer-upper
afterword: where are they now
acknowledgments
about the author