The next day, Yee and Anise bike over to Bailey’s for cheerleading practice. For once, all three are being themselves. Just girls having fun, not what others expect them to be. I sit on the front porch with Sid and George, and Rosie holds Blondie, Bailey’s long-tailed mixed cocker. We all watch as they practice a pyramid cheer.
“Bubble gum, bubble gum,
Pop, pop.
Bubble gum, bubble gum,
Pop, pop.
Our team, our team,
On top.
Your team, your team,
Ker-PLOP.”
When they get to the “on top” part, Anise and Bailey stand to one side, one leg bent for Yee to stand on. Yee can climb up and stay balanced as long as she holds their hands. But at “Ker-plop,” when she turns loose to stretch tall, the pyramid starts to wobble. When Bailey and Anise’s legs turn to jelly, the pyramid becomes the leaning tower of Pisa. Then a heap of rubble on the ground.
Everyone laughs. But I’m bummed.
Yesterday, I ended up in a similar heap that could cost me my job. Thanks to Justin. I earned fifteen dollars on my first day of work. If I deduct the ten dollars the ad cost, I now have a hundred and five dollars saved. A long way from three hundred and fifty.
The cheerleading squad takes a break, and we sit around talking and drinking cold pop. We’re all dressed for the heat: T-shirts, shorts, and tennis shoes. Except Sid. He’s wearing khaki shorts, a shirt with a collar, and sandals. When they become curious about my scraped knees, I tell them how Justin ran me and the dogs off the road.
“I despise him.” Anise looks angry. “He’s such a bully.”
Rosie says, “What’s a bully?”
“Someone who enjoys tormenting and intimidating others,” Sid tells her. “Justin does seem to enjoy that a good deal.”
“He calls me Fatso.” Bailey’s smile takes a nose dive. “I hate him, too.”
“Patty says he’s a sissy,” Rosie says. Justin’s little sister, Patty, is in her class at school. “She told me her daddy gets real mad at him ’cause he won’t walk Bruno. She says it’s ’cause he’s afraid of him.”
“He’s afraid of his own dog?” I can’t imagine such a thing.
Anise looks at Yee. “You think that’s why he never lets Bruno out of his cage?”
Yee shrugs.
“Patty’s in the pageant with me. She’s doing a dance, too. Want to see mine?” Without waiting for an answer, Rosie starts stomping in a circle and making grunting sounds.
Neanderthal man, getting ready to hunt mastodons.
“Let’s try it this way. I learned how to do this in my modern dance class in the burbs.” Anise spins in circles, looking graceful and elegant. Everyone claps when she finishes.
Rosie tries to imitate her. Anise says she has a natural talent for dance and asks Rosie if she would like her to be her choreographer.
“What’s that?” asks Rosie.
“A choreographer is sort of a teacher. A dance teacher. If you want, I’ll come up with a modern Chippewa dance. A Chippewa warrior priestess ballet.”
“Cool. I always wanted to be a warrior priestess.”
Girls. I shake my head and sigh, hear Sid sigh, too.
“And if you want, I could do your hair.” Yee slips the rubber band off Rosie’s ponytail and combs through it with her fingers. “I have a conditioner that will make it shiny. And we can braid it, like a real priestess.”
Rosie agrees in a heartbeat. Who wouldn’t? Yee has the prettiest hair in school.
“I need to take care of something. Would one of you watch Rosie when she crosses the road?”
“I’ll make sure she gets home. . . .” Sid pauses, looking at me. “We need to talk about the pageant.”
Sid’s look tells me that today’s the day he’s going to warn Rosie she’s not a shoo-in to win the pageant. That there’s no need for a third costume.
“Maybe Bailey can bring Yee and Anise over to see the new, clean Max when they finish practice,” he says.
“Yeah. You gotta see Max. He turned into a . . .” Rosie hesitates, looking at Sid.
“Boo-sha-peer.” He pronounces it slowly.
I groan. “I’ll tell you what he is—I’ll even spell it for you. He’s a D-O-G.”
Sid looks at me. “Yes, a Boo-sha-peer is a dog, just as a golden retriever, a Labrador, and a German shepherd are dogs. Also peekapoos, poodles, Pekingese, Chihuahuas—”
“We get it, Sid!” Yee covers her ears with her hands.
“We’ll come over soon as we finish practice,” Bailey says. She puts Blondie in the backyard so practice can resume.
Rosie now has a clothes designer, a choreographer, and a hairstylist, and Sid is going to straighten things out about costumes. Which means there will be tears later. But I’m cool with tears because I’m getting free babysitting out of the deal. Time enough to make a phone call.
Alone in the house, I hurry to the living room. Dialing quickly, I get an immediate answer.
“Kendall’s Kennels. This is Alice Kendall.”
“This is Sam Smith again. I called you about the puppies for sale. Do you still have them?”
“I remember you. And yes, I have two males and the female left. Sold one of the males yesterday.” A pause on the line. “So, you have the money now?”
“Not exactly, but I’ll have it soon. I just wanted to let you know that I will definitely be buying one of the males.” I listen to Mrs. Kendall clear her throat.
“Like I told you, Sam. This is a business. I can’t hold a dog—”
“Yes, ma’am, I know. I was just checking to make sure you still had one. I’ll call you soon, but it won’t be long now. Just a few weeks. Okay?” Another pause.
“Well, you can call back, but you must understand that I can’t make any guarantees.”
“Yes, ma’am, I understand all about business. I’ll call you back soon.”
I hang up, pumped. If I’m a squeaky wheel with Mrs. Kendall, I just know she’ll give in and hold a puppy for me.
Giggles tell me the cheerleading squad is on its way to see Max, so I hurry to catch up. Rosie is sitting on the ground next to Sid, watching George race around the wading pool like he’s in the Indy 500. I don’t see a single tear staining Rosie’s cheeks.
“I can’t believe it’s the same dog,” Yee says, giving Max a good rub on his sides. He eats it up.
“Me either.” Anise takes care of the head rubbing. “But he could stand some mouthwash.” Her mouth puckers like she’s been eating a lemon.
“Beth brought home some dog biscuits, the ones with charcoal that help bad breath. I, uh, I just haven’t had time to give him any.”
“Well, go get them.” Yee looks at me, hands on hips.
I leave, sighing.
When I return, everyone takes turns feeding Max. With all the noise, Birdie flies off the nest.
Anise moans, “Oh, no, we made her abandon the eggs.”
“Naw. She’ll be back soon as we leave. She sits for thirty or forty minutes, then takes a break to eat and exercise. It’s normal.”
“Yeah,” Rosie says. “Max stands guard while she’s gone. They’re married now, and he’s adopted the eggs.”
Everyone laughs. Except me.
Suddenly, Sid points at the nest. “Look, Sam. I believe that egg is hatching.”
Everyone crowds close, looking at a crack in one of the small blue eggs.
“Birdie must have been sitting longer than we thought. Beth told me it takes ten to fourteen days for the eggs to hatch.”
“I want to watch the eggs get born.” Rosie pushes closer.
I pull her away. “You need to give it some space. It takes a long time for the chick to get out. And they hatch in the order Birdie laid them, so she still needs to keep the others warm.”
“Max is an excellent bird herder.” Sid puts George into his cage. “And I must be a gerbil herder now. It’s time for me to go home.”
“Me too.” Yee gets up to leave.
Anise gets up, too.
Bailey leads Rosie and the other cheerleaders toward the road.
As I retrieve a half-empty bag of dog biscuits from the ground, Max runs up, begging for another. “Your breath would stop a train.” I toss him a biscuit. He catches it between his teeth and wags his tail.
“Walk me to the road, Sam?” Sid is standing behind me.
I turn to look at him. “Hey, thanks for telling Rosie she’s not a shoo-in for the contest. She handle it okay?”
“She understood perfectly . . . I think.” Sid’s shoulders droop. “I won’t be coming back for a while, Sam. My mother has decided to paint the conference room pink.”
“Pink?”
He shrugs. “It’s a princess contest. Princesses like pink. So I have now been given the job of room painter.”
“That’s too bad. But there’ll be plenty of summer left after it’s over.”
He grins. “Yes, that is true.”
“And I’ll be getting my new puppy before long.”
“Maybe we can have a party to welcome it. A naming party.”
“Splendid idea. Something important sounding. Like Bruno.”
“Bruno?” He frowns. “Isn’t that’s the name of Justin’s dog?”
“Yeah. I want my puppy to be named after a mythological god, too. You know, something impressive.”
He nods, looking thoughtful. “You mean like George. Many kings have been named George.”
“Yeah, exactly. Like King George the Gerbil.”
Sid gives me a knuckle bump. “Will I see you at the pageant?”
I hadn’t considered going to the Princess Pageant. He picks up on it.
“Your sister will be very disappointed if you don’t come.”
“Yeah . . . yeah, I should probably be there.”
“Good.” He grins as he pushes off. “You can sit with King George and me. It will be fun.”
“Fun.” I say the word, but I don’t mean it. Even though Sid has explained the rules to Rosie, I know she’s not prepared to lose. There will be nothing but tears and temper tantrums on pageant day.