There’s no need for women to behave the way they do on their period. It’s an ovary action.
If men had periods, they’d boast about the size of their tampons.
Have you heard about the new Greek tampon called Abzorba the Leak?
What’s the difference between PMS and BSE?
One attacks the poor cow’s brain and sends it mental; the other is an agricultural problem.
What do you get when you cross PMS with GPS?
A crazy bitch who will find you!
Why should you never trust a woman?
How can you trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?
It’s the one with the teeth marks.
OK, so maybe “Who lit the fuse on your tampon?” wasn’t the most sensitive thing to say.
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? It’s for the Christmas period.
What’s the best thing about fingering a gypsy when she’s on her period?
You get your palm red for free.