Did you hear about the blind skunk? He fell in love with a fart.
What do you call two skunks having a 69?
Odor Eaters.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A skunk with nappy rash.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a hot-air balloon?
Something that stinks to high heaven.
What did the judge say when he saw the skunk in the witness box?
“Odour in court!”
What’s the difference between a skunk and a squirrel?
The skunk uses cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the skunk that fell in a lake and stank to the bottom?
What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk?
Something that smells but doesn’t give a hoot.
Why did the skunk buy three boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
Did you hear about the skunk that went to church? He had his own pew.