Is a turtle without a shell homeless or just naked?
Why is turtle wax so expensive?
Because turtles only have tiny ears.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
A truck load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster!
Mike: “Can you do an impression of a tortoise?”
Marty: “I’m going to stick my neck out and say yes.”
What did the turtle tell police after he was mugged by a gang of snails?
“It all happened so fast.”