ABOUT THE MINIONS

SCOTT SEEGERT was selected to transcribe Vordak’s notes based on his ability to be easily captured. He has completely forgotten what fresh air smells like and has learned to subsist on a diet of beetles, shackle rust, and scabs. As far as he knows, he still has a wife and three children in southeast Michigan.

JOHN MARTIN had the great misfortune of being chosen by Vordak to illustrate this book. He hasn’t seen the sun in three years and spends his free time counting down the months to his annual change of underwear. The last he heard, he also had a wife and three children living in southeast Michigan.

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