Shitdick
I wake up the next morning and realize that I never even took a piss after fucking Holly in the ass the night before. I just rolled over after I blew my load and obsessed about how I’m ruining my children’s lives until I passed out. I have to piss so bad I wonder how I didn’t piss the bed.
Holly is next to me, still snoring, as I get out of bed and head to the bathroom. I nudge her on my way toward the pisser and say, “Time to get up.”
Once in the bathroom, I turn on the light and look down at my dick as I piss. There’s a dime-size piece of dried shit on the head of my cock. I’ve fucked girls in the ass before. When we first started dating, Alyna actually used to enjoy being fucked in the ass. Every once in a while, I’d get a little brown streak on my dick or something but nothing like this. I must have been pushing against a real, fully formed turd when I was fucking Holly. That’s the only thing that could have caused such a large piece of shit to stick to the head of my dick.
I scrape it off into the toilet with a fingernail and contemplate telling her about it. I decide there’s no point in telling her. The best-case scenario is that she’d laugh it off, but worst-case she’d get embarrassed and never let me fuck her in the ass again.
As soon as I finish pissing, I turn the shower on. I’m about to get in when Holly knocks on the door and says, “Hey, would you mind if I used the bathroom before you got in the shower?”
I say, “No,” turn off the shower, open the door, let her in, and go sit on the bed knowing that when she says, “I need to use the bathroom,” instead of “I have to pee,” it means she has to take a shit pretty bad.