Where’s the proud light of summer gone?
– Spare me the old romantic pitch.
Autumn’s last haemorrhage clots the lawn.
– This rubbish makes my eardrums twitch.
Leaves fall, sands drift, long summers fade.
– Well, mate, your troubles are your own.
Where is the world’s great treasure laid?
– For Christ’s sake, leave the world alone.
What rakes your heart in the late night?
– The wife’s prolapse, the baby’s cough.
I saw the gulls, pure flecks of light…
– Take your poetic blinkers off.
… settle on the world-rounding sea.
– You’ve had it, mate. Lay off the birds.
The spirit’s hunger woke in me.
– Since when was hunger filled by words?
Hear me, I’ll lift your load of grief.
– Then fix my ulcer, if you can.
I’ll show you joys beyond belief.
– No thank you. I’m an average man.