Chapter six. Pre-Sell Your Flick in a Game of Five-Card Stud or Go for a Straight Flush*
It’s January 20th, 20092 and I woke up awfully early today in nipply, brisk Park City, Utah, the adopted American hometown for the Tromadance Film Festival—http://www.tromadance.com—no entry fees, no snootiness and you can see all the movies for free! Plus, free metal pole lickings in winter!—Tromadance is where Troma fans and aspiring filmmakers have communed every third week of January for the past 10 years. Park City also hosts an obscure gathering of the rich and famous and their vassals, called Dance of the Sun, 3 at the same time. My beautiful wife Pat is here in her capacity as the New York State Film Commissioner. I rolled out of bed to discover Pat blaring the broadcast of Barack O’s presidential inauguration.
Once I realized I wasn’t watching Dr. Strangelove4 and thanked my lucky stars that my darling Pat was giving me a break from Meredith Viagra and Matt Louchebag5 lamenting the troubles of sustaining a makeover while teaching children to wrap themselves in saran wrap at night while eating a twinkie and playing Guitar Hero backward to lose weight, I became transfixed. Even I knew that I was witnessing a moment that will be remembered and talked about forever—the inauguration of President Barack Hussein Obama, the first part-black president since Warren G. Harding.
I didn’t have to worry about anything concerning Tromadance just yet, as the festival wouldn’t be having its opening night (mal)functions until later that evening. I had actually fallen asleep the night before dreaming about my upcoming board meeting with the Independent Film & Television Alliance (IFTA) 6 in Los Angeles the following week. Somehow, in my dream, a naked, aberrantly hard-bodied Anne Hathaway7 has suddenly, magically replaced Pierre David8 at the table during an IFTA board meeting. That’s producing your own damn happy dream.

What is the IFTA and Why You, Mr./Ms. Producer, Ought to Give a Shit!

Why the Heck I Ran For IFTA Chairperson

1. To fight media industry consolidation, 13 primarily by using part of the treasury of our trade association to lobby Congress, the Federal Communications Commission, opinion makers and others in Washington, D.C.

What’s So Friggin’ Important About United States V. Paramount Pictures, Inc. (1948)?
(and I really am going somewhere with all of this)
You fledgling producers should know that, again confirmed by my little friend Wikipedia, 17United States v. Paramount Pictures, Inc. was a landmark case that decided the fate of humungous movie studios owning theatres and holding exclusivity rights under which theatres would show their films. It changed the way Hollywood films were produced, distributed and exhibited. The studios were prohibited from owning or controlling the movie theatres and had to disgorge them or sell them off.
Dear Reader, I have to admit I was a little scared shitless when I signed on to do this book. I mean, I’ve been around a long time and somehow managed to make this crazy movie-producing world really work and I’m doing my danged best to share with you all I know, but the industry has since changed a whole heck of a lot. Flash forward from Squeeze Play to 30-plus years later, and we have maybe only twelve21 35mm prints of Poultrygeist, my best-reviewed movie to date. Only about 200 U.S. cinemas have played my fowl flick. And why is it nearly impossible for the little indie guy these days?
Well, that all has to do with a little blacklisting former president named Ronald Reagan. 22 The Consent Decree of 1948 was abolished on Reagan’s watch and the media conglomerates were free to own and control the cinemas once again. But there’s more bad news! Prior to Reagan and President Ford, there was President Nixon. And prior to Nixon, there was President Johnson. 23 And in the 1970s under Nixon, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) created what became known as the Financial Interest and Syndication Rules (Fin-Syn).
Unfortunately, Reagan relaxed these rules25 and so many companies ended up sleeping with the fishes. Soon President Clinton slept with a whale26 and these rules were completely abolished (in 1993). Anyhow, back to the present day in Park City, Utah, and Obama’s inauguration celebration.
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The money making wild west of the 1980s was driven by video. Mom-and-pop stores needed videos to fill up their shelves to meet the demand of their renters. These films were often independent, so it meant that anyone who made a video could sell it for rental and there was no competition from the major studio films. The majors were not using their own labels but were using Vestron28 to release their videos. Because all of the international buyers were hungry for home video product, they would pay for the movies before they were made. Producers would pre-sell29 five movies at a time and get advances against all five. Thus, movies were financed by pre-sale.
I happened upon the whole pre-selling thing when I was at the Cannes Film Festival years ago. Floundering in my guilt over eating too much of the heavy sauce with my fluke30 the night before, I became a participant in one of the luckiest fish stories of my life (minus any actual sort of strategy) when I sort of miraculously pre-sold the rights to The Toxic Avenger II31 to mein German distributor. He had “caught wind” of a toxic rumor that Troma had promised a rival German company Toxic II. Refusing to be left in the schnitzel, mein German offered us a hefty sum up front to make the sequel for his company. I later turned that money for one movie into two movies accidentally by shooting excessive, marathonic hours of footage. Michael Herz called me an idiot, but when Toxic III brought in big moolah, he called me a genius32… and he actually smiled.

Lloyd Asks Paul Hertzberg

PH: Yeah, Dolph Lundgren33. We probably sold 70 percent of the budget to major territories before we started shooting at the end of February in Vancouver.
PH: It varies. In this particular case, we wanted to expand the type of buyer we attract, so we took some ads out in the trades35 during Cannes, announcing the film. We had contacted a number of companies in different countries with whom we had never done business. So, we actually made some additional sales.
Meeting with Paul and hearing about all these foreign countries has me thinking about traveling abroad to Panama to seek financing for an Amazonian38 San Blas Island adventure as my next Troma film. I can see it now—hard-bodied Cuna Indian lesbians in the jungle—there’d be monsters, gore galore, and 10 imported naked Brazilian Panamanian models. Maybe we can throw in Eric Estrada or Jan Michael Vincent. I would pre-sell the entire package of a Panamanian hot jungle love story on the strength of my own heaving, hefty, Caucasian-American package. 39 What a turn on. Oh, baby, I’m so juiced up I could work for Tropicana. Sorry, I get a little carried away, but I’ll tear myself away from this waterfall of creativity to share with you some valuable insight from Kathy Morgan.

An Interview with Kathy Morgan About Her Game of Five-Card Stud
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*For once, I am not referring to myself.

(Actor, Director, Producer, Script, Domestic Distribution)

Who is Kathy Morgan?

KM: The actual physical producer of the film comes to us with the script, talent and director and then asks us our advice regarding the “numbers,” which is the value of the picture in the international market place. There’s an old saying in the movie industry—I think William Goldman said it in a book41—”nobody knows anything.” I think it’s true now more than ever, because the marketplace is changing so fast. We’re supposed to be the experts, and after 30 years, we at KMI have a good enough idea that banks will loan against our projections and investors will invest based on the same projections. We give estimates of what the value of the picture would be in the international market and then we go out into the marketplace, meet with buyers from all over the world and pitch them the movie. We attend film markets and festivals all over the world and we meet with some buyers in between.
KM: It was called The Alchemist. Again, it wasn’t made yet and this is the difficult thing about pre-sales: sometimes we are successful in raising the money and for various reasons it still doesn’t get made. The Alchemist is still in play. We are in as Executive Producers and Harvey Weinstein’s43 company is producing it. I think they are still working on the script. Anyway, back to my analogy. You have your five cards and the buyers will bet on how valuable your cards are. Will the movie that’s produced a year or two from now with those cards be worth their bet? Those cards are really about helping the buyers market the movie. If the actor card is an ace, like Kidman and Theron, buyers are prepared to bet more.
When we make the pre-sale, that’s not all we get. When we deliver the movie (and delivery is a defined legal term with a list of deliverables44), the minimum guarantee is then due and payable. The buyers will then market and release the film. We negotiate a deal called the back-end, 45 so if the picture does well in a given territory, the distributor will pay overages, or split profits with the producers. A producer doesn’t have to sell for a flat fee and never see anything more. Some do, though. Also, at the end of some negotiated term, the rights will revert back to the producers, and the producer will still have an asset. It’s still not the end of the story. In fact, as a sales agent, once we do our deal and get the money from the banks, our job is just beginning. We then need to collect the license fees by delivering the picture. We also need to check with every distributor around the world, asking, “What’s your release date? What is your marketing plan? What are the holdbacks?” It is extremely important to coordinate foreign distribution with a big U.S. release.
KM: Warner Independent, which unfortunately is no longer in existence, developed that movie and financed it. At the time, their business model was to split rights—meaning that they released it domestically and then they had sales agents like my company selling it internationally. The riskiest way to make a movie is to go out there and make it without any distribution lined up in advance. 46 It would have to be a very low-budget movie to do it that way. You need to know how you’re going to reach your audience before you make any investment. The major studios are different because they have a distribution pipeline they have to fill. With In the Land of Women, Warner Brothers made a decision that they would funnel it through their U.S. pipeline, but they didn’t want to take a risk on it internationally. They wanted to spread the risk with these specialty films, so they went out to the independent distributors through sales agents like me and licensed the film around the world.
LK: Did In the Land of Women have stars?
KM: Yes, Meg Ryan, Kristen Stewart (who’s now a big star in Twilight), and Adam Brody. It was a nice film.
LK: Does your method apply to movies that aren’t “A” movies, or films without stars?
KM: It’s very difficult, unless one of your other cards is an ace. There are certain “auteur” directors in Europe who are able to raise money year after year just because of who they are—Woody Allen, for example. Almost every spring, he has new movie. There are people in Europe who will go see anything Woody Allen makes. European distributors will finance him. They will finance a movie without any stars or any script, just based on the director card alone.
Now, can a beginning filmmaker do that? No. A newcomer has to have more than one good card. There are certain underlying materials like a book that is a bestseller—that can be an ace. It’s built-in marketing. How do you get butts in the seats or eyes on the screen? Marketing has become a huge cost, because there are so many leisure activities that compete with movies. So sometimes, on the poster, you put a star’s image or sometimes it’s a book or sometimes it’s a brand. But the buyers need to be convinced that a large audience will come to see the movie they are being offered.
LK: What do you suggest young producers do to break in?
KM: Well, I would say to find another career. But if you are passionate about it, be persistent. It’s important to see older movies and understand film history. Get the best information and find a mentor. But still, you must persevere. A lot of people think it’s really glamorous, but it’s not. You must be prepared. It’s hard work, but I love it. I travel all over the world, meeting friends and doing business with people who have the same passion I do, which is the love of film. I thoroughly enjoy it.
Jean Prewitt

Who is Jean Prewitt?

MAN, THAT WAS GOOD SHIT! REALLY FUCKING GOOD! 49 I learned a whole lot from Kathy and Jean. Anyhow, I think it’s time we let all this pre-selling-movies knowledge simmer and move on to our next chapter all about how and why a producer needs to think about location. Don’t you?50