BAD SEX BAKED POTATOES

SERVES 2 (YOU CAN SAVE THE SECOND ONE FOR LUNCH TOMORROW… OR EAT BOTH.)

INGREDIENTS

2 medium russet potatoes, skin on, scrubbed

1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil

½ medium onion, chopped

1 clove garlic, chopped

1 cup chopped kale (dinosaur or Tuscan; about 2–3 kale leaves)

¾ cup shredded cheddar cheese (jack, Muenster, or fontina also work)

1 tablespoon unsalted butter

Salt and pepper

DIRECTIONS

• Preheat the oven to 400°F.

• Line a rimmed baking sheet with foil and set aside.

• Pierce each potato several times with a fork. Place on a baking sheet.

• Roast the potatoes for 40 to 45 minutes, until a fork easily slides into the flesh.

• While potatoes roast, heat the olive oil in a large frying pan over medium heat. Add the onion and garlic and cook, stirring occasionally, for 3 to 4 minutes, until they begin to soften.

• Add the kale and cook, stirring occasionally, for 7 to 8 minutes, until the kale is very wilted. Remove from heat and transfer the vegetables to a mixing bowl.

• When the potatoes are ready, take them out of the oven and let them cool for 5 minutes. (Leave the oven on.)

• Slice the potatoes in half lengthwise and use a spoon to scoop out the cooked flesh. (You may need to leave a thin layer of flesh close to the skin to keep the skin from tearing.)

• Place the scooped-out potato flesh into the mixing bowl with the onion-kale mixture. Set the skins aside (you’ll use them later).

• Add most of the cheese (reserve a few pinches to top the potatoes) and the butter to the bowl and use a fork to mash the mixture together. Season with salt and pepper to taste.

• Divide the mixture between the empty potato skins and top each with a pinch of the reserved shredded cheese. Place the stuffed potatoes on the lined baking sheet.

• Bake for 18 to 20 minutes, or until the cheese on top begins to bubble and brown.

• Serve immediately.