Mr Habitat Delivers a Speech to the Lapidarists

Andrew Sant

One day, eventually, no escaping,

I give a speech – special guest

at the podium: stress. Gem

of an audience, a convention

of lapidarists. Hot, I broke open

the topic.

              What was the problem?

I’d rather have been lost among rocks,

fractures and folds, than found

formally dressed, among strangers.

Exposed. They sat like fossils.

I gripped the podium as if

on a cliff, troubled there

by vertigo. Spoke. It was something

of a lava flow. My only hope

to cling to the script, stay cool

in the face of stony ridicule.

 

I’m flowing now, as if the video

won’t leave me alone, the footage fresh

with my quaking. I go

along with the painted tribesmen, sad

to have their spirits stolen

by a rigid cameraman … walked

away from surprise applause, pocketed

their gift: a polished trilobite.

Give it, at home in my warm palm

– wide of any seismic likelihood –

a reception better honed

only in the Cambrian explosion.