Clam Ode

One attempts to be significant on a grand scale

in the knockdown battle of life

but settles.

It is clammy today, meaning wet and gray,

not having a hard, calciferous shell.

I love the expression “happy as a clam,”

how it imparts buoyant emotion

to a rather, when you get down to it,

nonexpressive creature. In piles of ice

it awaits its doom pretty much the same

as on the ocean floor it awaits

life’s bouquet and banquet and sexual joys.

Some barnacles we know are eggs dropped from outer space

but clams, who has a clue how they reproduce?

By trading clouds?

The Chinese thought them capable of prolonging life

while clams doubtlessly considered

the Chinese the opposite.

I remember the jawbreakers my dad would buy me

on the wharf at Stone Harbor, New Jersey;

every 30 seconds you’d take out

the one in your mouth

to check what color it turned.

What does this have to do with clams?

A feeling.

States of feeling, unlike the states of the upper midwest,

are difficult to name.

That is why music was invented

which caused a whole new slew of feelings

and is why since,

people have had more feelings than they know what to do with

so you can see it sorta backfired

like a fire extinguisher that turns out to be a flamethrower.

They look alike, don’t they?

So if you’re buying one be sure

you don’t get the other,

the boys in the stockroom are stoners

who wear their pants falling down

and deserve their own Gulliver’s Travels island.

The clam however remains calm.

Green is the color of the kelp it rests on

having a helluva wingding calm.

I am going to kill you in butter and white wine

so forgive me, great clam spirit,

join yourself to me through the emissary

of this al dente fettuccine

so I may be qualmless and happy as you.