Handy Guide

Avoid adjectives of scale. Dandelion broth

instead of duck soup, says Bashō.

Don’t put the giraffe on the trampoline.

Don’t even think you’ve ever seen a meadow.

The minor adjustments in our equations

still indicate the universe is insane,

when it laughs, a silk dress comes out its mouth

but we never put it on. Put it on.

Cry often and while asleep.

If it’s raw, forge it in fire.

That’s not a mountain, that’s crumble.

If it’s fire, swallow.

The heart of a scarecrow isn’t geometric.

That’s not a diamond, that’s salt.

That’s not the sky but it’s not your fault.

My plastic dragon may be your neurotoxin.

Your electrocardiogram may be my fortune cookie.

Once an angel has made an annunciation,

it’s impossible to tell him he has the wrong address.

Moonlight has its own befuddlements.

The rest of us can look like wolves if we want

or reflections wandered off.

Eventually armor, eventually sunk.

You wanted love and expected what?

A parachute? Morphine? A gold sticker star?

The moment you were born—

you have to trust others because you weren’t there.

Ditto death.

The strongest gift I was ever given

was made of twigs.

It didn’t matter which way it broke.