How to Be a Surrealist

Sleep well. A gland in the command

center releases its yellow hornet

to tell you you’re missing the point,

the point being that getting smacked

by a board, gored by umbrellas, tongue-

lashed by cardiologists, bush-wacked

by push-up bras is a learning experience.

Sure, you’re about learned up. Weren’t

we promised the thieves would be punished?

Promised jet-packs and fleshy gardenias

and wine to get the dust out of our mouths?

And endless forgiveness? A floral rot

comes from the closet, the old teacher’s

voice comes out of the ravine, red-wings

in rushes never forget their rusty-hinged

song. Moon-song, dread-song, hardly-a-song-

at-all song. Let’s ignore that call, let

someone else stop Mary from hanging herself

for the 80th time. It’s never really dark

anyway, even inside the skull. Take

my hand, fellow figment. Every spring

we’ll meet, definite as swarms of stars,

insects over glazed puddles, your eyes

green even though your driver’s license

says otherwise. And yes, mortal knells

in sleepless hours, hollow knocks of empty

boats against a dock but still the mind

is a meadow, the heart an ocean even though

it burns. As long as there’s sky, someone

will be falling from it. After molting,

eat your own shucked skin for strength,

keep changing the subject in hopes

that the subject will change you.