Side Effects

Your papillae momentus is shot, these pills

may help but you’ll probably lose your right arm.

My right arm! How will I live? So the client

thrashes out of the office like a man learning

to swim by drowning but after a couple weeks

he can almost float, button his own coat.

So he goes back to the specialist who says,

I bet your Palace of Moranzini’s collapsed,

maybe this drug will work, it seems to have

some effect on black widow bites, only thing is

you’ll have to lose your lake. My lake!

For days afterward, everyone he sees is carrying

a kayak, nautical analogies overflow

even the financial section. Now would be

a good time for a couple strangelets to shred

the fabric of reality but his experiments

at the cyclotron don’t amount to much dark matter

so reality goes on with a sloshing sound,

a pointless flopping in his chest then the doctor

says, It’s got to be your heart and the man cries out,

Lord, you’ve got me in your tweezers now!

Ha, ha, what an opportunity to meet the deductible,

you just fly three inches over yourself

and declare a national disaster. Look

at those miserable robots down there

trying to start their cars, pay their interest,

cook eggplant. Let’s see what happens

when we drop this big rock, saith the Lord,

the whole planet wobbling on its loose axle

while the patients come and go, some getting weaker,

buying expensive sunglasses and losing them,

some getting stronger, buying expensive sunglasses

and breaking them, puddled in mud, the bones

ground down and thrown upon the hibiscus

to encourage sturdier blooms.

So the waters freeze and melt, the mountains

rise and shrug, the bolts of the Ferris wheel

loosen and are tightened, snow approaches

the house and turns back, forgetting why it came.

So the dead father says in the dream, I didn’t

want you to know but now you know. bam bam bam,

you think you want out but you want in.

You’re on the wrong side of the door.

You’re on the fifth green when the lightning comes.

You’re halfway through your sandwich

and they’ve already taken your plate.

The food is good here but the service

crazy and you wonder why you came,

why you’ve been coming for years and still

no one knows you. Because no one knows you?

Silly you to be known anyway

now that the grid is showing,

the chicken wire they affix the flowers to.

It’s almost 3 and the rain has stopped.

The sun comes out and it’s not an accusation

or a plea. You can sit in it for a minute.

Drink your tea before the declensions

of evening into the infinitive of sleep.

First you will wake in disbelief, then

in sadness and grief and when you wake

the last time, the forest you’ve been

looking for will turn out to be

right in the middle of your chest.