Tongue Doctor

People say I’m killing myself

falling into my shadow but they can’t see

the up-rising part. They think I’m being opaque

when I wear sunglasses in the rain

so I practically have to shout,

I’m from Cal! La! Forn! Ya!

Haven’t always been, once was from

a small Pennsylvanian town famous for mummification

where they treated the brain in ways icky and obscure.

As you would guess, it’s difficult maintaining

homeostasis, mist escapes my mouth,

a geyser from the weak seal in my skull.

Ever jump out of bed and realize your head

is still on the pillow? We are all driven

forward by explosion after all.

I tell you this so you can prepare yourself

for my desire. I want to be your tongue doctor.

First I will learn the polysyllabic Latinate term

so my job can be immediately impressive

for being un-understandable.

I’ll be in constant legal wrangles

but you keep coming because, for tongues,

there’s really no one else.

In my waiting room, you’re calmed

by lute arrangements of James Brown

then led down a moss-textured hall

and asked to remove your pants,

sit on tissue paper.

Then I arrive in my red lab coat

like a peony blooming on fast-forward

and put my no-harm-causing, Hippocratic hand

upon your breast I mean shoulder

and say, Let’s see that tongue.

On your tongue I see your car has broken down.

I see the clawing at work on your frenulum,

the spiral of betrayals that has been your lovelife

in the fungiform papillae, the falls from the teetertot

instigated by bacillus-ridden homunculi

bent on your destruction. I can see

your dead mother glaring from her gurney

like a stabbed hawk in your glossopalatine arch.

I see you pressing your face against a horse’s neck

and weeping, weeping into an emptying tub. I see

you lost in tall trees, the green roots of your hope,

your hope feathering out at the tips

to join the feathery tips of other beings

like the tops of tied-together carrots.

I can see your bravery changing the pH.

I can see your beauty like sparks from bashed-together rocks.

I can see your beauty like grass on fire.

I can see how you’ve bitten your tongue, my darling,

trying to keep your secrets.