Upon Hearing of My Friend’s Marriage Breaking Up, I Envision Attack from Outer Space

Even in September noon, the groundhog

casts his divining shadow: summer will never

end and when it does it will never come again.

I’ve only the shadows of doubts, shadows

of a notion. The leaves turn in tarnished

rain like milk. Hearts, rotund with longing,

explode like dead horses left in a creek,

our intentions misunderstood, misrepresented

like that day they turned the candles

upside down, thumped them out and we all

lost our jobs. Nothing personal. Handshakes around.

Of course we’re not guilty

of what we’ve been accused of

but we’re guilty of so much else, what’s it matter,

I heard on the radio. I hate the radio,

how it pretends to be your friend.

You could be eating, you could be driving around

and then you’re screaming, What, what did that fucker say

but by then it’s someone else with the voice

of air-conditioning saying, Take cover,

storm on the way. It’s amazing

word hasn’t gotten back to us from irritated

outer space how some creatures of spine and light

have finally had enough. Shut up, they beep back

but we’re so dense, so unevolved, we think

it’s just the usual interference: Bill next door

blending his Singapore Slings during Wheel

of Fortune. Right now they’re working on something

that’ll make our fillings fall out,

turn our checking accounts to dust,

something far more definitive.

There’s a man starting his mower in the bedroom.

There’s a woman burning photos in a sink.

I hate the phone, how it pretends to be

your friend, but I called you anyway,

got some curt, inchoate message that means

everyone’s miserable, little shreds of your heart

rain down on me, twitching like slivered worms.

Upstairs, they’re overflowing the tub again,

they’re doing that Euripidean dance. I knew

a guy in college who stuck his head through a wall.

It seemed to decide something, to make us all

feel grateful, restored to simple things:

cars starting, cottage cheese, Larry, Curly, Mo.

It was, of course, a thin wall, a practice wall,

a wall between nowhere and nowhere’s bedroom,

nothing like that 16th century woodcut

where the guy pokes through the sky into

the watchback of the cosmos. Tick, tick.

The cosmos gives me the creeps.

I like a decent chair where you can sit

and order a beer, be smiled at while you wait

for a friend who just had his sutures removed,

who rolls a quarter across his knuckles

to get them working again.