36

EIGHT A.M. FOUND MIKE and Sharon back at the Paskagankee Police Station, Sharon for her regular patrol shift and Mike for a meeting with Mutt and Jeff from the State Police Task Force. As much as he would have preferred riding in a cruiser with Shari, the two men investigating the brutal crimes on behalf of the attorney general had agreed to give him a briefing on their progress and he had no intention of missing it. Paskagankee was his town now, and Mike was determined to be as involved in the murder investigations as possible, even if it meant having to listen to the two smug assholes who had pulled the rug out from under his feet and taken over his investigation.

He thought back to last night and what Professor Dye had said, sitting around Sharon Dupont’s kitchen table. The man’s tale was a wild one, there was no doubt about that, but Dye had told it calmly and rationally. He exhibited no signs of delusion and as much as Mike wanted to dismiss him as some sort of wild-eyed crackpot, he found himself giving more and more credence to Dye’s bizarre theory.

What choice did he have, really? There was no alternative that Mike could conjure up that came close to fitting the meager evidence they had collected, and he was willing to bet that the two idiots the attorney general sent up here didn’t have anything more to hang their hats on, either.

He wondered, though, exactly how the professor intended to rid the town of the ancient Native American spirit if, in fact, his theory was correct. Was it really possible the solution was so complicated he couldn’t explain it to them? How the hell did the man expect to gain Mike’s cooperation if he wouldn’t share his plan?

He sighed. Maybe Professor Dye had just been too tired after his long day to get into it with them last night. Mike made a mental note to press Dye hard on the issue before Warren Sprague’s damn bonfire tonight. That foolish and risky testament to Yankee stubbornness was still on schedule to kick off at seven o’clock in the evening, and the thought of the potential danger it represented gave Mike an uneasy feeling in the pit of his stomach. The bonfire may be tradition, bit it was happening at the absolute wrong time, and he was powerless to stop it.

After Sharon invited the professor to sleep at her house last night, the exhausted man had gratefully agreed. He seemed to have no desire to go back out in the pitch-dark, freezing cold night and drive to the Maple Leaf Motel in the wee hours of the morning. Mike couldn’t blame him, he wouldn’t have wanted to either.

Mike had been more than a little concerned about what Professor Dye would think of the chief of police sleeping with one of his officers, but if the professor felt any sense of disapproval, he kept it to himself. He had insisted on sleeping on Sharon’s living room couch, flatly refusing her offer of the bedroom, and the night had passed quickly, not surprising given the sheer exhaustion felt by everyone in the house.

Detectives O’Bannon and Shaw (The man’s name was in fact Shaw, not Shore; Mike had faxed the attorney general’s office for some background information on his two guest investigators and that info had, of course, included the second detective’s name) strolled into the police station at about quarter to nine, proceeding directly to Mike’s office and entering, this time without even a courtesy knock.

O’Bannon stopped in front of Mike’s desk and said, without preamble, “I’m not convinced there has even been a murder here in Paskagankee, never mind two.” He was dressed, as yesterday, in a dark blue suit with maroon rep tie, exactly the same thing his mostly silent partner had chosen to wear. Mike wanted to ask if they coordinated their outfits every morning or if the blue suit thing was what homicide task force investigators in the State of Maine were expected to wear.

He swallowed his question, though, and almost his tongue, when O’Bannon’s statement registered. “You’re not sure those two men were murdered? So—what then—they tore themselves apart for kicks because, what the hell, they had nothing better to do in this boring little town, with Mr. Crosker tossing his own head up in a tree as sort of a piece de resistance? ‘Look ma, no head’?”

“You don’t need to be a wiseass,” O’Bannon shot back. “Of course they didn’t do it to themselves, that’s not what I’m saying. I think you have an animal problem. Those two vics were unfortunate enough to wander into the path of an aggressive bear, and they paid the price.”

“What?” Mike could not believe what he was hearing. “Did you talk to the ME? Did you even look at those two bodies or at least at the bits and pieces we were able to recover?”

O’Bannon’s face began to redden as he struggled to control his temper but Mike didn’t care. He was fighting a losing battle with his temper as well. This was why the investigation had been pulled out from under him? So these two dimwits could whitewash the whole thing? What was the AG thinking, sending these morons up here?

“Of course we looked at the bodies, Chief. And of course we talked to the ME. We talked to neighbors of the Crosker family as well. Know what we discovered? They’ve had issues with bears in that area of town for quite some time. The bears are getting more and more aggressive. I think a rabid one just happened to run across Harvey Crosker as he was working on his driveway and the animal decided poor ol’ Harvey looked too delicious to pass up.”

Mike stood up from behind his desk and walked over to the office door, doing his best not to slam it shut as he attempted to keep the whole building from overhearing the discussion. “Let me get this straight,” he said quietly, his voice shaking with rage. “You believe, after the one day you’ve spent investigating these cases, that both of those men lying in the morgue in pieces were killed by a rabid bear? What exactly are you basing that theory on? There were no teeth or claw marks on either victim, no evidence of rabies, either, for that matter. And as far as the bear situation is concerned, of course there are bears in the area of the Crosker home. There are bears all around us. You gentlemen may not have noticed, but you’re in Northern fucking Maine!”

His voice had continued to rise as he spoke to the two men, and by the time he finished, he was nearly screaming. Dispatcher Gordie Rheaume was staring into the office, a look of alarm on his aging features. It would have been amusing, had Mike not been so angry. “Have you two geniuses stopped to consider how stupid you’re going to look when the next person gets killed, and it’s not by a bear?”

By now Detective O’Bannon was furious as well, although it looked to Mike as though Shaw wasn’t even paying attention. He stood by the door examining his fingernails. Apparently people losing their temper around his partner was nothing new. O’Bannon stepped directly in front of Mike, his face inches away, and said, “I’ve had about all of your insults I intend to take. I did a little research on you, Mister Big-Shot Police Chief. I know all about what happened with that hostage situation in Revere. You wanna know what I think?”

Mike was stunned. He stared at the man in disbelief as his brain tried to process what O’Bannon was saying. “I think you couldn’t hack it any more in the big city so you ran up here to Redneck-Land and once you got here it was too goddamn boring for you, so you took a simple animal attack and made a big deal out of it. Well it’s not a big deal and it never was!”

Mike kept his clenched fists by his side, resisting the urge to take a poke at the investigator. He had to try again. “If it was an animal attack, where were the bite marks? Or did the bear borrow the victims’ hands to tear them apart with? Because the only markings that were on them were exactly those—human hands. That’s it. Can you please explain to me how a bear used human hands to dismember those people?”

O’Bannon waved his hand as if brushing away a pesky mosquito. “Animal attack is the only explanation that makes sense. I’m certainly not buying into this crazy notion you’ve fallen in love with that another person ripped those guys apart like pulled pork.”

Mike wondered how this “briefing” had gotten so far off track and how these two idiots could even consider themselves investigators. It was clear their only concern was closing the cases for the attorney general and motoring on back to Portland. His plan had been to ask the two men to interview Professor Dye, just to get their take on his story, but Mike realized now that doing so would be a fool’s errand, a complete waste of time. Frick and Frack would not be the least bit inclined to listen to more than a sentence or two out of the professor’s mouth before they closed their minds to what he was saying and probably filed paperwork to have both Dye and Mike involuntarily committed to boot.

“So that’s it then,” Mike said. “You two are fully satisfied with your conclusions and you’re going to close your one-day investigation and go home?”

“No, that’s not it,” O’Bannon told him. His face was still bright crimson but seemed to be gradually returning to its normal shade. “Detective Shaw and I know how worried you are about this bonfire that crazy farmer is hosting tonight. Although we feel sure,” he glanced at Shaw who was still busy examining his fingernails—the man must have the cleanest cuticles in all of Maine, Mike thought—“that there is nothing to worry about, at least not in terms of people killing one another, we will stick around tonight to help keep an eye on things. Then, when Saturday morning comes and everyone is still alive and well, we will head back home. Think you can live with that, Chief?”

Mike was sorely tempted to tell the men to go screw themselves, that he would secure the bonfire himself and the hell with the two of them, but managed to refrain from doing so. His sense of impending disaster regarding that evening’s event had grown markedly stronger as he argued with the two investigators. Even though he detested the men, or at least O’Bannon—it was hard to have an opinion one way or the other on Shaw, since he never seemed to say much of anything—he was thankful for the two additional warm bodies to watch over the festivities at the Sprague Farm.

“That’s fine,” he told them and reopened the office door as an indication that they were welcome to leave. Gordie Rheaume looked away quickly; it was obvious he had been straining to hear what was going on. Mike tried to stifle a smile. At the moment Gordie was the only other person inside the station, and Mike knew that within the hour every officer on the Paskagankee Police Department that he could contact would be filled in with as many juicy details as he had been able to pick up through the closed door.

O’Bannon and Shaw stalked out, weaving their way through the stationhouse to the front door, crashing through it and stomping out to their car. Where they were going now and how they were going to pass the time until tonight’s bonfire Mike had no idea and didn’t much care. It was clear to him that they couldn’t investigate their way out of a paper bag, so whether they were working or not didn’t make much difference, so long as they stayed out of his hair.