Dear Reader,

Throughout these stories of ‘The Great Galloon’ you will find ‘Goodnight points’. You may or may not be familiar with these. If not, why haven’t you read the other stories about the Galloon? You should. Not now! Read this one. But after you’ve finished, beg, borrow or buy the others. ‘Goodnight points’ provide you, or whoever is reading this to you, an opportunity to put the book down and tell you to go to sleep. After whoever it is has gone, you should pick the book back up again and look for the bit where one of the characters says ‘Bumcheek’.